"Hello again, pleasant Human.
It warms me to greet you again."

Runnin up in the street fight, Cruising in the night
I got no mercy when I’m in the fight
Cuz I been raised by harsh times and I know the time
When I’m supposta kill or be killed
in the streets or in the office since the rules never change
Big dawgs on the prowl, but I spot you like an owl.
I swoop down and take you, leav'in you clueless.
Who did that? I dun did it.
Watch yo back cuz I be watchin yours.
My power bar to the maximum, I dish the pain out to the blaximum.
Watch your health bar cuz it’s goin down, no block can stop me.
Your throws make no motion, ur beat is trippin off. Got no game son
Time to go to bed. These ruff rhymes turn on the dime
The fine shine of the weapon X gleamin from the tv set
Means the game is over, you down for the count.
Good games make fine shames of the losers
Have mercy for the Persey

Still have the Marvel vs. Capcom button mashing skillz ehehehehe.

yo you can call it Chili's
or you can call it illies
i gotta be on top of both
if i want stay sharp on the skillies
fill me? i'm not a real G
but on my keystyles you can holla
i'm like the emcee intellectual
that writes and reads like a scholla
so you can say you just been learned
by the one bombs as much as he burns
can't stop now wanna keep the party movin'
groove pocket touch my rhymes is so soothin'
they like a back rub for your mind if you have the time
to read 'em not just run your eyes and percieve 'em
best believe 'em, wait i'm not Jay-Z
i shouldn't bite his style cause he's a real mc
so i just kick it with P cause he's just as daft
and no one else on this board seems to appreciate dat

Mc eric got the rhymes
Burning out the beatz like a leet
He knows no such thing as defeat
He connex with the best an
Keeps up to date as of late
So he can keep deep like the fleet
You cant stop the unstoppable mc
From rippin up the front of the runts
I’m just chillin on the couch, dun my exams and paid my dues
Sitting here wondering what’s up with yous
Watchin my back for sylandros probes
But they got nothing on my vindicat-or
Sindicator, chillin wit the bad boys P, D, T
Watchin Nelly Furtado on much music
While wishin for chillin at chilis tomorrow

Chilis tomorrow?

i know what this board needs! back by popular demand (thanks Adrian) THE RHZZ'IMZES!!

i'm all finished my tests and got the time to spare
so i kick a fresh rhyme like i'm kickin' your derriere
girls tell me "hey please don't stare"
i'm so chinese you can call me Nair
don't ya see i'm talkin' bout hair
but i think your head's in the wrong place
you got the dirty thoughts written all over your face
the board needs some conversation so let's give 'em a taste
yo Persey P spit nice those Keystyles fresh like 'ice'
checked all around your neck flex muscles like decks
of cards hardly ever hard handed never repremanded
for sayin' a mean thing to a lady cause girls won't stand it
cause he's smooth like booster juice baby
wait i think he's even smoother maybe
he's got more vitamin C then an orange
so call him vitamin P he rhymes keystyles for free
thought i was gonna flip a rhyme on orange?
it doesn't happen with me cause nothin' rhymes with that word ya see
i like to change the meter when i'm in a flow
got rhymes per capita so i don't need the WTO
to put me in a vice like "development" fix
that's like puttin' water and oil into the mix
when i'm cookin' up a storm you better hit the alarm
cause i'm gonna city slick like you just lived on a farm

Uh... no.

In fact, I liked it better when I defaced nobody knows my face's posts. I think I may do that.

Also, God Considers Smiting Bible Pirates:


Since large portions of the Bible are many centuries old, many people
believe the work to be in the public domain. Not so, said God. "Look,
most copyright laws are based on something like the author's lifetime
plus, let's say, 15 years. News flash: I'm still here."

this board's going to shit. nobody even talks to each other on here. It's all so random... how do you people do it? At least when I set this board up the bomb people talked to each other! ARGH!!!

Okay... somebody start a discussion: GO!

Cool, according to this article, UFO's come from just north-west of Edmonton!

Nazi plasma weapons

Feeling depressed? Need to confess some things anonymously just to feel better? Then check out this. Or you can even check it out if you want to laugh at some of the sick twisted confessions people make.

Ahhh, Christmas Flash Cards.