this board's going to shit. nobody even talks to each other on here. It's all so random... how do you people do it? At least when I set this board up the bomb people talked to each other! ARGH!!!

Okay... somebody start a discussion: GO!

Cool, according to this article, UFO's come from just north-west of Edmonton!

Nazi plasma weapons

Feeling depressed? Need to confess some things anonymously just to feel better? Then check out this. Or you can even check it out if you want to laugh at some of the sick twisted confessions people make.

Ahhh, Christmas Flash Cards.

alison kiss someone for you on new years eve? why me?
why don't i just kiss someone for ME on new years eve.
you worry about your own kissing issues! :)

So in about four and one half hours- i will be on a plane to Thailand (actually Just vancouver)
then i will spend 3 wonderful weeks laying on a beach, going snorkelling, taking a horse down the beach. I am looking very forward to this trip and no stress.
But i will however miss all of you - if not at least some of you and i hope you all have a very
merry christmas and a Happy Happy new year. (Alison kiss someone on mew years eve for me-thanks)
I will see you all in three weeks

P.S. Does anyone have a Stat 141 or 151 text book they want to let me borrow or buy off of.

Okay, here's my joke-du-jour:

Q: What kind of boat did Adolph Hitler purchase?

A: Yahtzee

Actually, I just made that up right now. Funny? Any takers?
Personally, I think setting this board up the bomb was funnier...
but maybe that's just me.

hahaha, I crack me up.

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately. Do
not open it!

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything
on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the
stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It
reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
and uses subspace field harmonics
to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone
auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This
virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your
beer.

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, ARE YOU LISTENING?!

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while making advance
toward your spouse/significant other
behind your back and, if successful, billing their hotel rendezvous to
your Visa card. This virus will cause you
to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until
someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your
backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and
incorporating undetectable misspellings
which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave
your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk
with whole milk.

WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm violently
and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will
ignite the person nearest you.

Genetical: "the [genetic and/or cloning] relationship between or among languages that are descendants of the same protolanguage."

now, to decipher this vague definition:

descendants = testicles
language = genitals
proto = very large

See? Told you.

lol... raisin bread... white or red meat... that's golden eric!