If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately. Do
not open it!

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything
on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the
stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It
reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
and uses subspace field harmonics
to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone
auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This
virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your
beer.

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, ARE YOU LISTENING?!

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while making advance
toward your spouse/significant other
behind your back and, if successful, billing their hotel rendezvous to
your Visa card. This virus will cause you
to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until
someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your
backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and
incorporating undetectable misspellings
which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave
your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk
with whole milk.

WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm violently
and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will
ignite the person nearest you.

Genetical: "the [genetic and/or cloning] relationship between or among languages that are descendants of the same protolanguage."

now, to decipher this vague definition:

descendants = testicles
language = genitals
proto = very large

See? Told you.

lol... raisin bread... white or red meat... that's golden eric!

ge·net·ic also ge·net·i·cal
adj.

Of or relating to genetics or genes.
Affecting or determined by genes: genetic diseases.
Of, relating to, or influenced by the origin or development of something.
Linguistics. Of or relating to the relationship between or among languages that are descendants of the same protolanguage.

Also, does anyone have Book TV? i was watching the Spelling Bee Nationals last night and that's some killer television!

Here's a little joke i wrote this morning:

How do you know when raison bread's gone bad? when you're not too sure whether to have it with white or red meat.

Sweet!!!

Yes, ok, before I go on, I freely admit that I have no life, so let's not even bother bringing that up. While none of you will really have any interest in what I have to say, all of you will read this and just kind of go huh, well, that's either interesting but old news, or it's new to you and you don't care, either way...

It seems that nintendo has finally gotten over thier endless stream of Japan only games that most of us have downloaded cracked versions of with shitty english translations. While none of these old games will be released in english, ie, secret of mana three, they are releasing new games that are just an advance in the series' in english. Among these being sword of mana, fire emblem (GBA), and custom robo. If this means much to anyone, the gamecube and the GBA just got a hell of a lot sweeter.

Here Jesse:

Word of Mouth

Word Of Mouth Scam

Does anyone know of the site word-of mouth connection (www.womc.net). apparently someone has been running a background check on me from there. but it won't let me know who unless I sign up. is this just spam, or has anyone heard of it? all I know is this "power user" searched my name on the 13th. just wondering if any of you have ever heard of said site. ciao for niao

I think that's when you're specifically referring to the genetics and/or cloning of genitals/testicals... you know, obviously from a pubic follicle sample. I think the term would be used sorta like this:

Girl: "Holy shit, you've got a massive dick and some grapefruit testicles!"
Guy: "Yeah, I know. They're geneticals."

One of the references in my profs notes is to a book called The genetical theory of natural selection

Has anyone ever heard the term "genetical" before?
I'm in genetics and this is a first for me. English is wonderful in its ability to throw in prefixes and suffixes where-ever you like.

Its really quite coolnesslyish