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December 09, 2003 -- 11:01 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

I sat next to this girl in my grade 12 social class and talked to her all the time. I used to get in trouble for talking to her so much. But she's dead. She killed herself a year or two back now. That's fucked up.

December 09, 2003 -- 9:51 PM
posted by Tony "Dinsdale" Pira

    For those of you who are familiar with the antics of cats, here's something to lighten your spirits during Exam Time.

    The Things Cats Do

    As for your brother, Pam, the fact you have a brother is news to me, so I'm not really sure what to suggest. Sorry that I can't be of more help.

December 09, 2003 -- 8:12 PM
posted by Pam

    So i need some help - something that we all new along time ago- but i need a different kind
    of help.
    I don't know what to get my brother for chirstmas- and we leave a week today. i have no idea
    what to get him, do any of you have any suggestions?
    Also - i am going shopping for his present to the moonlight madness at west ed friday night
    Anyone willing to enter the craziness with me?

    One more thing- Good Luck on all your exams

December 09, 2003 -- 5:43 PM
posted by pete, not the captian makes it

    Well, my IP changes depending on where I am, the one you see right now is from my office, but that comment wasn't posted by me. Although I am looking for a .tk name, since I'm going to be making a photo site for all the shots from my camera. I was thinking of a name like transgallery.tk, or petestransformers.tk, thedreamkitchen.tk, and such. any sugestions?

    oh yeah, alot of my pictures will be of transformers. posiibly doing amusing things. check out this site if you want to see what I'd love to have someday, but never will...

December 09, 2003 -- 1:59 PM
posted by Par

    Wait a minute... vegetarian, occasional beer, don't smoke, don't cheat on my wife? All I need is to become a decorated war hero (like that crazy Zeeth guy), and I can be Hitler!!

    Now that's a great quote to be taken out of context! California gubernatorial office, here I come!

December 09, 2003 -- 12:48 PM
posted by Jsese

    TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

    Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
    already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
    retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

    Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

    Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your
    vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

    Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
    with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes
    and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
    noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
    evening.


    Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
    doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his
    wife.

    Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
    peeking, then scroll down for the answer.





    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

    And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

December 09, 2003 -- 11:22 AM
posted by Beck

    Oh yeah I forgot to mention... do a google search for genescort!
    I'm the first of two hits, right above the Ohio Call Girls Prostitution Guide
    Alright, just where genescort should be.

December 09, 2003 -- 11:17 AM
posted by Beck

    Sorry Leo... as woderful as it would be, I am unfortunately not Captain Cromulent.

    From the writing style I would say Pete, but I'm not sure if he's on the communal IP

December 09, 2003 -- 10:45 AM
posted by captain cromulent

    we need some Vice in our lives:
    from Fashion DOs

    Yo, trucker hats ain’t wack, motherfucker. It’s those teeny, tiny ones you see white boys wearing. Real niggas go back to the old school, when they used to be rizzeally fizzucking hizzuge.

    to Fashion Don'ts

    “‘Ey, while all you maudite anglais are in dere all day in your work cubicles, hostie, Iam out dere in de real world buying de lamp shades and making de ‘art de pantalons’ and living de good life, tabernak.”

December 09, 2003 -- 10:11 AM
posted by Leo

    I say Beck... of only the people who have that communal IP, he'd be the only one to think of www.paras-parasmehta-mehta.tk

    Just a thought... and now back to the woderful world of studying!

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