TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your
vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
evening.


Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his
wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
peeking, then scroll down for the answer.





Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention... do a google search for genescort!
I'm the first of two hits, right above the Ohio Call Girls Prostitution Guide
Alright, just where genescort should be.

Sorry Leo... as woderful as it would be, I am unfortunately not Captain Cromulent.

From the writing style I would say Pete, but I'm not sure if he's on the communal IP

we need some Vice in our lives:
from Fashion DOs

Yo, trucker hats ain’t wack, motherfucker. It’s those teeny, tiny ones you see white boys wearing. Real niggas go back to the old school, when they used to be rizzeally fizzucking hizzuge.

to Fashion Don'ts

“‘Ey, while all you maudite anglais are in dere all day in your work cubicles, hostie, Iam out dere in de real world buying de lamp shades and making de ‘art de pantalons’ and living de good life, tabernak.”

I say Beck... of only the people who have that communal IP, he'd be the only one to think of www.paras-parasmehta-mehta.tk

Just a thought... and now back to the woderful world of studying!

Question:

Who is Captain Cromulent?

Well that's just cool, thanx Par!
Now you can all remember http://www.genescort.tk
And it'll be even more interesting when there's something to see there.

Oh yeah, the link for that is DotTK. And, if you want to try out my egomaniacal current domain name, try parasmehta.tk.

Interesting story about the island nation of Tokelau:

Imagine a small island in the Pacific Ocean. The ocean wind breezes over the coconut trees. There is nothing to worry about. No telephone, no fax machine and no email around. The only daily worry is the ship coming in the harbor with fresh fish, to be divided equally amongst the people in the village. Maybe that's the reason why Tokelau, carrying the web address extension .tk is so relaxed about its domain registration.

Tokelau carries the country extension .tk (pronounced as Dot TK) and is one of the smallest and most remote countries but with ideas big enough to overcome any distance. On the island the peaceful and preserved culture is still in tact, where a system for dividing goods, called Inati, is a daily activity. All the goods are divided equally amongst the people, so everyone has the same chances, opportunities and the same amount of food. And now the island of Tokelau has just added something else on their list to give: a Dot TK web extension. And you can hook up with a free domain name to be part of it. We believe that's what the Internet was supposed to be about. "Free" meaning no charges, payments or expected return favors.

But, Paras, what does this mean for me? If you're Beck, it means that genescort.tk is perfectly free. For the rest of you, it means an easier way to get to this website (particularly if the U takes away my account if and when I leave.) The question is, what domain name to choose?

So yeah... nothing we can do about the rent thingy. The University always wins right? And we're out another $605. Wonderful.
Whatever, I don't care. They can go fuck themselves, I've decided that I'm taking time off school. I need money and there's no way to get significant amounts of it while taking classes.
I'm actually looking forward to it.