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December 05, 2003 -- 3:34 PM
posted by edo



    Do you really consider yourselves Evil?

    "Ha! Evil! Of Course We're Evil!
    Dogar And Kazon Would Never Reward A Less-Than-Hideously Evil Species With Their Baleful Grace.
    Why We Are The Very Definition Of Evil!
    Everything About Us, Within And Without, Reeks Of Heinous Deeds, Deceit And Treachery!
    Even Our House Pets Are Rather Evil."


    But `evil' is that which is morally bad or wrong. And if your actions are judged by your society as correct, aren't you, in fact, good?

    "Hmmm... We ARE All Evil.
    We All Behave In A Mutually Agreed-Upon Fashion Of Murder, Torture, Deceit And So Forth.
    Our Uniform Acceptance Of This Heinous Credo Creates An Orderly And Cooperative Society
    Which Hardly Seems Evil.
    Evil Is Doing Things That Make Others Hurt Or Fear.
    We ALL Do That, Of Course.
    But Since We ALL Do Such Things, As Sanctioned By Our Culture,
    It Would Be `Bad' To Do Otherwise.
    Which Means...
    Er...
    Puny Hu-Man, Do Not Play With Words! You Anger Both Dogar And Kazon! Now You Must Die!"

December 05, 2003 -- 3:20 PM
posted by captain cromulent

    hey Al seen this recently?


    A Japanese scientist has developed a coat which appears to make the wearer invisible.

    The illusion was part of a demonstration of optical camouflage technology at Tokyo University.

    It is the brainchild of Professor Susumu Tachi who is in the early stage of research he hopes will eventually make camouflaged objects virtually transparent.

    The photograph was taken through a viewfinder that uses a combination of moving images taken behind the wearer to give a transparent effect.

    It's hoped the technology will be useful for surgeons frustrated their own hands and surgical tools can block their view of operations and pilots who wish cockpit floors were transparent for landings.

    Story filed: 14:15 Wednesday 5th February 2003
    http://www.ananova.com/

December 05, 2003 -- 3:05 PM
posted by Par

Your nightmares?!?!

December 05, 2003 -- 2:47 PM
posted by Tony "Dinsdale" Pira

    Here's a good one. I found this clip of a wacky show from the States that parodies Sesame Street and similar shows in a very warped fashion.

    All I will say is "it's raining meat. Just like in my nightmares!"

    Enjoy!

    Kidshow

December 05, 2003 -- 2:40 PM
posted by Tony "Dinsdale" Pira

I saw an ad for The Bear's New Year's party in the paper today, and it had some troubling news. It mentioned how Big Sugar would be playing there in their last live show! Could this be the end of the road for Big Sugar? Either way, I'm not liking the sound of this one bit...

December 05, 2003 -- 2:20 PM
posted by P

I hate my laptop -_-.

December 05, 2003 -- 10:46 AM
posted by Par

Pete, as we speak... er as I type and you read.

December 05, 2003 -- 12:04 AM
posted by Beck

    Hahahahahahaha... The RIAA makes me laugh

    "Though it would appear that record companies are still making their money and that artists are still getting rich, these impressions are mere fallacies"

    "The consumer is the ultimate victim, as pirated product is generally poorly manufactured and does not include the superior sound quality, art work, and insert information included in legitimate product."

    The full piracy article

December 05, 2003 -- 12:02 AM
posted by Beck

    Although I respect Nintendo more than most of their counterparts I must say I'm disappointed with their method of online and multi-system play. Reading the manual it sounds like all you need is a regular LAN crossover cable, but on inspection of my gamecube I found no ports for such a cable. On further research it turns out that you need an adapter which facilitates the plugging in of the ethernet cable and the gamecube.
    Would it have killed them just to use an ethernet port? Probably not but this is a way to scam another $35-50 US from all their users.
    Bastards.
    Not only that but as far as I can tell they are in short supply and I really don't like to buy stuff online unless I have to.
    Pete - any at Toys "R" Us? Let me know if there are, or if you are getting any!


    Bastards!

December 04, 2003 -- 8:54 PM
posted by Par

    Al, why would you need a stealth suit if you're clear? And how could a stealth suit possibly not hide you if you're clear?

    Oh yeah, and for a quirk of the internet, go to Google, type in "miserable failure" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

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