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December 01, 2003 -- 12:03 AM
posted by Beck
- oh... and congrats Par on your advancement to the Final Four - since you're asleep the acrylamide and I will take the liberty of recounting the events of the last series. Hope you don't mind.
An initial 3-1 victory was followed up by the most embarrassing game in the history of the Cmput 366 VSL (Virtual Soccer League). Disheartened by their initial loss, team 10452 took the game to a new level of intensity just before half time by severely decapitating the Prodigious Panache goalie Gree N. Dot. PP responded by kidnapping 10452 star forward Yell O. Dot, wrapping a string of code around his neck in a makeshift noose fashion and hanging him from their goal posts. This infuriated 10452 even more when the lifeless virtual body blocked the potential tying goal just as time ran out of the first half.
The second half began not as a soccer match, but as an all out royal rumble complete with step ladders and folding chairs. As the dust settled it was clear that the game would not continue due to the highest death toll ever recorded in a soccer match since that game in England yesterday. The referees gave out the obligatory red cards, dragged the corpses off the field, and called the game at the current score of 2-1 for Prodigious Panache.
Goalie Gree N. Dot was available for comment after the game:
"Well we went out there and played it as a team. We just left it all on the field and gave 110%. But what did I get for it huh? A severe decapitation, that's what! We're pissed, and team 40519 we're coming for you next."
Strong words from a strong dot. Prodigious Panache will advance to the final four to face team 40519.
Elsewhere in the league, the much favoured team XX***YYY also advanced to the final four however the big guns were reduced to only 11 goals in two games. XX***YYY will be facing the cute but flightless Christmas Penguins for a spot in the finals.
December 01, 2003 -- 12:03 AM
posted by Beck
- Go to Hell all you fucking diurnals!
Me, the Beatles, and acrylamide own the hours of 1-5am; no-one is safe
Muah ha ha ha ha ha
And you thought P and Al were fucked up posters
Muah ha ha ha ha ha
November 30, 2003 -- 9:49 PM
posted by Ministry of Tourism
- What the...? That was weird! At first, it was just a big lump of code, then it worked properly. Hmmm...
Hey, look at that! Consecutive posts!
November 30, 2003 -- 9:47 PM
posted by Ministry of Tourism
Ah bugger, now that didn't work out very well...
November 30, 2003 -- 9:45 PM
posted by Ministry of Tourism
- This is gold! Based on the scientific deductions used by the good people at BBSpot, it has determined that I am best represented by:

Which OS are You?
November 30, 2003 -- 6:16 PM
posted by Fuck Man Returns
- Ok, so im behind eveyone on the posts, look what the damn OS generator gave me

Which OS are You?
November 30, 2003 -- 5:35 PM
posted by Fuck Man
- Good day,
You guys all suck, I was up at 8.30 and working on a bloody paper...........YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!
Now that my anger is out, for those who want to see Frat boys and girls humiliate themselves by playing music, or having stupid tallents, come to the plant monday night to watch...................... ok I lied, the frat i'm playing with isnt gonna suck, but everyone else is......... ohh yeah, talent show is at 7.30 and the bands hit the stage at 9.00
November 30, 2003 -- 3:33 PM
posted by P
- GAAAAH! Lower case p! Reveal your true form!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Where's my holy wat...er Paralyzer?
