Well that screwed up. Paras, can u clean that crap up?

Ok, so im behind eveyone on the posts, look what the damn OS generator gave me


Which OS are You?

Good day,
You guys all suck, I was up at 8.30 and working on a bloody paper...........YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!

Now that my anger is out, for those who want to see Frat boys and girls humiliate themselves by playing music, or having stupid tallents, come to the plant monday night to watch...................... ok I lied, the frat i'm playing with isnt gonna suck, but everyone else is......... ohh yeah, talent show is at 7.30 and the bands hit the stage at 9.00

GAAAAH! Lower case p! Reveal your true form!



THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Where's my holy wat...er Paralyzer?

zelda? corn chips!

I've got everyone beat, it's 3:30 in the afternoon and I'm finally out of bed. though my brother is still asleep...

beck: Still have your phone, and AD's memory card, come get it when you can, or I'll bring it to school tommorow. Also that Zelda thing is legit, we were giving them out for free at toys when you bought a copy of the NGC Zelda.

Wewt!

I'm at school should be home... you guys suck...

It's pronounced left-tenant, goddammit!

More soccer results. First of all, either I cannot read or I underestimate the prodigious-ness of PP. The scores from the round of 32 were 6-0 and 12-0. In any case, resounding victories.

Now then, onto the pitch for the round of 16. Our heroes (the little circles of blue and/or yellow) are caught in a ferocious battle against the self-proclaimed DaWinner. Arrogant, yes, but they have made it this far, meaning they are winners of something. Nevertheless, our heroes never waver. In spite of a valiant effort, however, and stunning attempts on goal, PP find themselves down 2-1 at the end of the first half. A rousing, garbage-can kicking, broken-hand hammering speech by the coach at half-time, however, rallies the troops. With renewed vigour and heart worthy of a cheesy Disney movie about waterfowl, they storm back with two straight goals. Unfortunately, DaWinner believes too much in their namesake to give in now. With several mighty forays into our team's defensive zone, and a couple of questionable tackles, DaWinner ties it up with 2 minutes left. Our team is undaunted, however. Their superior ball control and ability to pass the ball ahead of their teammates proves too much and they snatch victory from the jaws of tie (?) with a 4-3 final.

...

And then they won the second game 2-0.

Off to the "Great Eight" round now, the competition becomes more fierce. So feared is their next opponent, that 10452 does not even need a name. Will our heroes move on? They remain the lowest ranked team left, but that has not stopped them before. Moreover, they will not have to face the vaunted XX***YYY team, who won their round of 16 matches 21-0 and 27-0 wins of massacr-istical proportions, until the finals at the earliest. Stay tuned for more, or visit the results page.

Note: I have no actual transcript of the score. I'm just making this up for my benefit. Any entertainment value you gain from reading is this purely coincidental.

Beat you all - I just woke up!
And 'tis true! I registered my GameCube and a couple of games on the nintendo website and I got this e-mail:




Congratulations! By registering your system and your games via Nintendo's online product registration, you have qualified to receive the following: LEGEND OF ZELDA: COLLECTORS GAME DISC It will be shipped to you via First Class Mail. Please allow up to 2 weeks for processing and shipping. Your award will be shipped to the following address: MATT BECKETT 603-1 MICHENER PK NW EDMONTON, AB T6H4N1 If you need to update your address information, please log in to your My Nintendo account at https://www.nintendo.com/cpp/profile/addressBook.do as soon as possible. You will receive another e-mail from Nintendo once your order has been shipped to you. Thank you for your interest in Nintendo products! Sincerely, Nintendo of America Inc.



That's both of the N64 Zeldas I think (it's definitely the one that counts - Ocarina of Time).
It's absolutely awesome... or some really clever spam.
Either way Woohoo!