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November 30, 2003 -- 2:48 PM
posted by P

Wewt!

November 30, 2003 -- 2:46 PM
posted by Al

I'm at school should be home... you guys suck...

November 30, 2003 -- 2:41 PM
posted by Lt. Zeeth "Rainbow"

    It's pronounced left-tenant, goddammit!

    More soccer results. First of all, either I cannot read or I underestimate the prodigious-ness of PP. The scores from the round of 32 were 6-0 and 12-0. In any case, resounding victories.

    Now then, onto the pitch for the round of 16. Our heroes (the little circles of blue and/or yellow) are caught in a ferocious battle against the self-proclaimed DaWinner. Arrogant, yes, but they have made it this far, meaning they are winners of something. Nevertheless, our heroes never waver. In spite of a valiant effort, however, and stunning attempts on goal, PP find themselves down 2-1 at the end of the first half. A rousing, garbage-can kicking, broken-hand hammering speech by the coach at half-time, however, rallies the troops. With renewed vigour and heart worthy of a cheesy Disney movie about waterfowl, they storm back with two straight goals. Unfortunately, DaWinner believes too much in their namesake to give in now. With several mighty forays into our team's defensive zone, and a couple of questionable tackles, DaWinner ties it up with 2 minutes left. Our team is undaunted, however. Their superior ball control and ability to pass the ball ahead of their teammates proves too much and they snatch victory from the jaws of tie (?) with a 4-3 final.

    ...

    And then they won the second game 2-0.

    Off to the "Great Eight" round now, the competition becomes more fierce. So feared is their next opponent, that 10452 does not even need a name. Will our heroes move on? They remain the lowest ranked team left, but that has not stopped them before. Moreover, they will not have to face the vaunted XX***YYY team, who won their round of 16 matches 21-0 and 27-0 wins of massacr-istical proportions, until the finals at the earliest. Stay tuned for more, or visit the results page.

    Note: I have no actual transcript of the score. I'm just making this up for my benefit. Any entertainment value you gain from reading is this purely coincidental.

November 30, 2003 -- 1:58 PM
posted by Beck

    Beat you all - I just woke up!
    And 'tis true! I registered my GameCube and a couple of games on the nintendo website and I got this e-mail:



    Congratulations!

    By registering your system and your games via Nintendo's online product
    registration, you have qualified to receive the following:
    LEGEND OF ZELDA: COLLECTORS GAME DISC

    It will be shipped to you via First Class Mail. Please allow up to 2 weeks
    for processing and shipping.

    Your award will be shipped to the following address:

    MATT BECKETT
    603-1 MICHENER PK NW
    EDMONTON, AB T6H4N1


    If you need to update your address information, please log in to your
    My Nintendo account at https://www.nintendo.com/cpp/profile/addressBook.do
    as soon as possible.

    You will receive another e-mail from Nintendo once your order has been
    shipped to you. Thank you for your interest in Nintendo products!


    Sincerely,

    Nintendo of America Inc.


    That's both of the N64 Zeldas I think (it's definitely the one that counts - Ocarina of Time).
    It's absolutely awesome... or some really clever spam.
    Either way Woohoo!

November 30, 2003 -- 1:07 PM
posted by Leo

Heh, beat ya all! I woke up at 11:30!

November 30, 2003 -- 12:35 PM
posted by P

OOOO 11:00am. I woke up at like 9:00 and I tried really, really hard to sleep till 12:00, but I couldn't. :(

November 30, 2003 -- 12:31 PM
posted by Pam

    You know what....

    When you don't get out of bed till 11:00am - the day goes by really really quickly- i can't believe it's already lunch time!
    Crazy!

November 30, 2003 -- 11:39 AM
posted by P

Star Wars Christmas Special...sounds dangerous.

November 30, 2003 -- 10:34 AM
posted by edo

Go team Paras! I say this next team will be a tough one although the PP did sink 'Da Pimps' and I can't see 'Da Winner' being any different.


Anyways, some part of me wants a copy of that Star Wars Christmas Special... but that same part of me says I would never watch it anyways.

November 30, 2003 -- 12:02 AM
posted by Beck

    Well I can't sleep and have better things to do but still I found some terror alert whatcha-ma-doo-hickeys you could choose from for the site.
    They are both mockeries but the first one is supposedly kept up to date.




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