Hooray!!

I have finally learned the evils of corporate bribing, insider trading, telling dirty/racial jokes, making fun of Dottie, intellectual property copyright infringement, and industrial espionage.


I feel so... politically/legally correct

Pete, my good man, after seeing Bend it like Beckham, i must go with the ever hot, and now legal, Keira Knightly

(note the transformers reference in my name, who could I be?...)
wow, lots of new messages since I was last here, I didn't even have time read them all while I was in my new office, which might I add is really sweet. I've got, like a desk, and a computer, some pens, and best of all, a chair. oh and somebody's old umbrella.

so really I'm here to throw a twist in this whole "hotness" thing going on. becuase of course, we all know that I'm acually the hottest person here, why not vote on this:


Keira Knightly
Mandy Moore


or Nina Persson

Weeeellllllllllllllll
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck,
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck,
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck fuck fuck.

dunno AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, one paper down, two more mother f!ckers left

In the rather lame spirit of the aliases, I have dug far into my past to come up with this one that only a select few of you would ever remember... heheheheh soiled

Well once again I did not find myself in front of a TV for the latest installment of 24. So once again... here it is.

And it was better than last weeks Uber-good episode. What's better than Uber-good?

Orlando Bloom: so not sexier.

Haha!
Extending my powers of font color changing far beyond my own posts.
I love it when a plan comes together.

Uh... Par, could you please throw a < /font> in my last post.
Thanx

Ah-ha!
Orlando Bloom, there's someone I could accept as being the sexiest man alive.
Not like that fool Johnny Depp.

Orlando Bloom: Alternate (but better) sexiest man alive 2003