(note the transformers reference in my name, who could I be?...)
wow, lots of new messages since I was last here, I didn't even have time read them all while I was in my new office, which might I add is really sweet. I've got, like a desk, and a computer, some pens, and best of all, a chair. oh and somebody's old umbrella.

so really I'm here to throw a twist in this whole "hotness" thing going on. becuase of course, we all know that I'm acually the hottest person here, why not vote on this:


Keira Knightly
Mandy Moore


or Nina Persson

Weeeellllllllllllllll
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck,
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck,
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck fuck fuck.

dunno AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, one paper down, two more mother f!ckers left

In the rather lame spirit of the aliases, I have dug far into my past to come up with this one that only a select few of you would ever remember... heheheheh soiled

Well once again I did not find myself in front of a TV for the latest installment of 24. So once again... here it is.

And it was better than last weeks Uber-good episode. What's better than Uber-good?

Orlando Bloom: so not sexier.

Haha!
Extending my powers of font color changing far beyond my own posts.
I love it when a plan comes together.

Uh... Par, could you please throw a < /font> in my last post.
Thanx

Ah-ha!
Orlando Bloom, there's someone I could accept as being the sexiest man alive.
Not like that fool Johnny Depp.

Orlando Bloom: Alternate (but better) sexiest man alive 2003

well Al, she doesn't always come up, they have different ads. Sometimes I get a picture of a computer, which is not exciting at all. Especially as it's almost identical to the computer I am looking at the computer on.

yeah.

.........

I think I need a cool code name too. Any ideas?

where's this LaSenza girl? I think you're making her up Jess. I've sent e-mail via yahoo.ca and NOTHING!

and Paras, sheesh! I wasn't trying at anonymity, I was just being lazy. I don't care if anyone knows I'm so supportive of Johnny Depp... I'm actually far more partial to Orlando Bloom, but that's beside the point. Just coming up with a defence to counter Beck. Besides, who else knew I was in GSB? (you geek!)