Okay... i feel better. Jere's story is NOT about me. Someone else hit a grizzly bear, and my collision wasn't on July 14, or June 14, or whatever 14th they mentioned. I hit a yearling black bear with a TRUCK, not a car. And they didn't kill the poor little guy (so no shoot'em up, and no shouting by madwomen). He got up and ran away, they caught him and took him in for a while to be re-released later and eaten by the original bear that had been chasing him.

I mean... it would've been cool to be in Maxim (on some level), but I can happily say that I wasn't.

And totally agree... Johnny Depp is HOT! Beck holds nothing on him. It's not just the hair and beard, it's a whole lot else that Beck is not equivalent to... like acting ability etc. and pure sex appeal.

and on the IP address, at home, mine's the exact same as Beck and Keri's... how's that possible?? so yay, confusing anonymity

If anyone wants to know what it feels like to be flushed down a toilette, they should check out the waterpark. Around and around you go until you fall out the bottom into water as clean as your average toilette. wicked fun. go flush yourself.

Bliss please.

Down with Law and Order Criminal Intent.

-_-

Has anyone been noticing how often the word "filibuster" comes up in news articles lately? Maybe it's just me, but it's getting annoying. It's as if one person writes all these articles and throws that word in. Similar to this example where the guy goes "'The MMV funding further validates Immtech's efficient business model, which enables the Company to expeditiously develop new drugs." Or how about "It's a testament to the proven success of the Spectrum I.S.M.O. business model" from this article?

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According to Par's clock...maybe I should go to sleep. IT'S A CONSPIRACY I SAY!

No sleep means bad.

Hey Par nice weather whatchamadoohickey!

Crap... that's a bunch of posts today. I'm not sleeping tonight.

hahahahahah lucky as drill bit guy, that's friggin' awesome!!! ....oh *weep.
anywho, yeah i checked out that link on MUGS- which battle of the bands is this for? antifreeze or something else?

So I got a phone call from Norma, the UofA Orientation Manager today about the MUGs Coordinator position, I would seem I am now the newest (and first) MUGs coordinator. so yeah, petey's moving up in the world, I'll have my own office with maybe a couple of dirty coffee mugs, some motivational posters with wind surfers and whales with stuff written on them about giving a care and such, oh and maybe all of this as well.

Also, does anyone know how hard it is to find a fucking decent alarm clock in this city? mine broke the other night, I tried to fix it but it turned out that the circuitry was messed, so smashed it instead. But seriously, all the alarm clocks out there are shitty "discount" clocks with a little AM/FM dial, or $200 CD sterios. I mean, are cassets that out of date? doesn't someone realise that cheap casset clock's can still be used? Clocks are kinda weird, everyone need them, but do companies like sony give a shit about them? No, unless its a feature in their newest MD...

oh, one last thing, for anybody that's in a band, possibly named after a fruit/vegtable/meat, that link to the MUGs site has a posting about a battle of the bands, perhaps something to think about...

For the record, I'll have to throw my lot in with Percy on the Johnny Depp issue (that is, blissfully ambivalent.) Also, for the record, I believe that h24-66-47-104.ed.shawcable.net is Jess, but I could be mistaken. The whole "lacking a name" deal is starting to get really annoying, though. I much prefer aliases (though if you recognize my writing style/IP at all, you'll see right through my cellophane disguise.)

Anyway, the most interesting content of all time on MSNBC (which doesn't say much, but I can nevertheless feel confident in the claim) is the Opus Interview regarding his return to Sunday comics. Here's a brief sample:


MSNBC: Actually, Berkeley Breathed said your personality is a mix of “vanity and naïveté”.
Opus: He did? Is that a compliment? I’m not sure.

Finally, I was thinking about the whole "Tim Saxton" thing and, while I was unable to find anything on the 'net about it, I did find articles about the whole bicycling-impotence connection. It sort of got me thinking, and I believe I can comfortably say this as Ted almost never reads this message board, that between Tim Saxton and biking, any of Ted's potential children should consider themselves about as lucky as the drill-bit guy.