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November 23, 2003 -- 10:31 PM
posted by eric

    hahahahahah lucky as drill bit guy, that's friggin' awesome!!! ....oh *weep.
    anywho, yeah i checked out that link on MUGS- which battle of the bands is this for? antifreeze or something else?

November 23, 2003 -- 8:29 PM
posted by petey "the dream kitchen&

    So I got a phone call from Norma, the UofA Orientation Manager today about the MUGs Coordinator position, I would seem I am now the newest (and first) MUGs coordinator. so yeah, petey's moving up in the world, I'll have my own office with maybe a couple of dirty coffee mugs, some motivational posters with wind surfers and whales with stuff written on them about giving a care and such, oh and maybe all of this as well.

    Also, does anyone know how hard it is to find a fucking decent alarm clock in this city? mine broke the other night, I tried to fix it but it turned out that the circuitry was messed, so smashed it instead. But seriously, all the alarm clocks out there are shitty "discount" clocks with a little AM/FM dial, or $200 CD sterios. I mean, are cassets that out of date? doesn't someone realise that cheap casset clock's can still be used? Clocks are kinda weird, everyone need them, but do companies like sony give a shit about them? No, unless its a feature in their newest MD...

    oh, one last thing, for anybody that's in a band, possibly named after a fruit/vegtable/meat, that link to the MUGs site has a posting about a battle of the bands, perhaps something to think about...

November 23, 2003 -- 7:56 PM
posted by Zeeth "Rainbow" Phil

    For the record, I'll have to throw my lot in with Percy on the Johnny Depp issue (that is, blissfully ambivalent.) Also, for the record, I believe that h24-66-47-104.ed.shawcable.net is Jess, but I could be mistaken. The whole "lacking a name" deal is starting to get really annoying, though. I much prefer aliases (though if you recognize my writing style/IP at all, you'll see right through my cellophane disguise.)

    Anyway, the most interesting content of all time on MSNBC (which doesn't say much, but I can nevertheless feel confident in the claim) is the Opus Interview regarding his return to Sunday comics. Here's a brief sample:


    MSNBC: Actually, Berkeley Breathed said your personality is a mix of “vanity and naïveté”.
    Opus: He did? Is that a compliment? I’m not sure.


    Finally, I was thinking about the whole "Tim Saxton" thing and, while I was unable to find anything on the 'net about it, I did find articles about the whole bicycling-impotence connection. It sort of got me thinking, and I believe I can comfortably say this as Ted almost never reads this message board, that between Tim Saxton and biking, any of Ted's potential children should consider themselves about as lucky as the drill-bit guy.

November 23, 2003 -- 5:56 PM
posted by Beck

I hate you, h24-66-47-104.ed.shawcable.net

November 23, 2003 -- 2:51 PM
posted by anonymous



    I'd totally vote for Johnny Depp. damn is he fine.

November 23, 2003 -- 2:01 PM
posted by edo

wonerstruck? hehehe... does that mean you like Johnney Depp or not?

November 23, 2003 -- 12:23 PM
posted by Beck

    Gawd Dammit!

    Does everyone know that Johnny Depp has been voted the sexiest man alive 2003?
    I mean come on... it's Johnny Depp, he's not sexy at all!
    My hair is just as greasy as his, and my facial hair just as whispy/patchy...
    Hell, I can't grow a mustache either.
    I must have come in a close second....
    I'm just wonerstruck

November 23, 2003 -- 12:06 PM
posted by eric

    heh. that is a funny story. heh heh.


    woooooooo!

    heh.

    :)

November 22, 2003 -- 11:45 PM
posted by pete

I dont' know, but I think it's probably anitfreeze, since it's an SU event.

November 22, 2003 -- 8:47 PM
posted by Gaut

    Funny story... I was lying on the couch one day, all of a sudden this maxim magazine edition #71 appears on my lap opened to page 16, wonerstruck by how this maxim got in my house in the first place, My eyes magically read over this article, tell me if this hits close to home for one of you:

    "Kings of the road Winners"
    from the diary of the first place team,
    exerpt from June 14(Yellowstone national park):

    "Saw a grizzly hit by a car get shot by rangers. A crazy lady yelled she'd kill us if we got any closer to it. We did, and she screamed, but we were still 500 yards away."

    Anyways, to that one lucky person, congrats you have now made the prestigious honor of being in Maxim magazine, and you didn't even have to pose half nude to do it.

    Now the only other question is how did that maxim get on my lap in the first place...

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