yeah beavers!!!

I don't have a problem with beavers... they can have all the trees they want

Okay... I was reading the news in an article about the city having problems with beavers...
We love the industrious rodents, but hate the destruction (Edmonton Journal)

But there was one paragraph that got me...

Why the hell is everyone talking about showering on this message board?!

Tonight Paras sent me his seizure causing bats. I got off lucky.

1. yo, yeah somebody do definately drag me out next time sweepin' and rock throwin' is happening.
2. went to the anarchist bookfair as well and it was kinda...absent- i guess i should have went on Saturday. oh well. funny, i saw this girl i knew from Soc Classes whom i now suspect was in a heated Ebay war with me, cause slung over her shoulder was the Chairman Mao bag that i was originally bidding on... Adbust my ass.

Just wanted to let you all know that I have also showered.
In fact I shower frequently...

...once a month whether I need it or not! WHETHER I NEED IT OR NOT!!!

On a side note: COME WATCH US CURL. There is lounge upstairs, they sell drinks for what looks like slightly cheaper than average prices. And each strip of ice has cameras over it so you can be in the action just like you're down on the ice with us! (minus swearing and broom smashing of course) Plus if you bring Ted, I'll buy you a drink and we can all kick him in the balls for good luck. Hooray!

On a side side note (but no less more side than the last side note): They are looking for one more team in the club. Its a lot of fun, and if you are interested don't hesitate. I know that Pete and Ted were interested... and Eric Ng should be dragged out. All you need to find are some girls to play too! Um... Hooray!

Learning the art of curling is something many know to be an ripening of age, or maturing process. And tonight could be called a prime example of that. Looking back now at the action that played out for our team at the Granite there are two things I've learned. One, that old guys are really good at curling. And two, that old guys can't count.

As well though, being outclassed, outgunned, outmaneuvered, and being really, wholesomely bitchslapped around by some old guy and his uniform clad minions doesnt do a lot for your self-image.

But never the less, our curlers did curl and tried their damndest to curl out a some sort of win. Pridefully taking a one point first end against an obviously elite team, a solid drumming of end after end of points turned the game 8-1 in favor of the geriatric jump-suit gang. While it may be some peoples opinions that slashing, fights and 4 minute misconducts wont lead a team to victory, I personally dont think I'd play my curling another way. It wasnt till the 6th end that such abhorrent actions payed off in scoring our handsome heros a handful of points finishing of the evening 9-5.

The stirring night of competition left the team a back-injury and a dislocated shoulder. Next week hopefully will give our home team a chance to break the monotonous march of mundane losses in a final game that desides the division they play in.

Matt, you are hereby banned from watching professional sports games involving Edmonton teams,
due to your uncanny ability to cause them to lose every game they play whilst you watch them play.

Go watch poker.