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August 17, 2025 -- 3:26 PM
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September 08, 2003 -- 2:38 PM
posted by Al

Web Riot!!!! I'm going to try this out so here it goes... I'm going to start a web riot on this message board, so everyone join in on the mayhem... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! (run run run run) (throw stones throw stones) AHAHAHAHHAHA!!! (Smash windows Smash windows)

September 08, 2003 -- 12:09 AM
posted by edopolous

Thanks for telling me now Paras...

September 08, 2003 -- 12:08 AM
posted by Al

Why the hell would someone waste so much time making those ASCII movies? There pretty good considering they are just a bunch of very well arranged characters but what a waste of time... Well considering I'm going to University I wonder who is wasting more time...

September 06, 2003 -- 8:33 PM
posted by Par

    Okay, further to my previous post, a couple of hints. Saving the html files is probably a good idea (the matrix one is 4.5 megs). Also, when viewing, shrink the font size on your browser. This will make seeing what's going on a lot easier (and will save you from buying a 35" monitor.)

    Have fun

September 06, 2003 -- 6:43 PM
posted by Par

    This is way too much wasted time put to productive use (as in other than searching for stuff like this and posting it on a message board):

    ASCII Movies (warning: some of these are very large)

    Just the Matrix one is insane.

September 05, 2003 -- 5:34 PM
posted by petey mchome

ok ok, so really, I've been gone from home for a week, and I see a comment posted about alcohol directed at me. I mean come on the rest of you drink too, just 'cause I'm drunk right now doesn't mean anything, does it. just 'cause I was the only one in the beer gardens out of us doesn't mean anything, what about the paralizer huh? yeha I thought so. I also think this message will be less funny when I sober up.

September 04, 2003 -- 5:16 PM
posted by Par

    I think this seems to apply pretty well to us:

    The defective yeti Coworker Lunch Theorem

    If spontaneously organizing a coworker lunch outing without a predetermined destination, the number of minutes that will elapse between the first suggestion of the event and the group actually leaving the office will be equal to
    n2 + 5,
    where n = the number of persons involved.

September 04, 2003 -- 1:18 PM
posted by edo

hey... well... all I can say is I laugh my ass off over and over at this... and you will too.Soccer Ball to the Face

September 03, 2003 -- 6:47 PM
posted by Par

    Here you go, Pete. One burning (or, I guess, the opposite of burning) question about alcohol and dehydration answered:

    New Scientist: Thirsty Work

September 03, 2003 -- 1:59 PM
posted by Al

    Thats right Matt and Kerri eloped in Trail just last week... What about the Wedding we were all suppose to go to?
    Who knows.

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