ok ok, so really, I've been gone from home for a week, and I see a comment posted about alcohol directed at me. I mean come on the rest of you drink too, just 'cause I'm drunk right now doesn't mean anything, does it. just 'cause I was the only one in the beer gardens out of us doesn't mean anything, what about the paralizer huh? yeha I thought so. I also think this message will be less funny when I sober up.

I think this seems to apply pretty well to us:

The defective yeti Coworker Lunch Theorem

If spontaneously organizing a coworker lunch outing without a predetermined destination, the number of minutes that will elapse between the first suggestion of the event and the group actually leaving the office will be equal to
n² + 5, where n = the number of persons involved.

hey... well... all I can say is I laugh my ass off over and over at this... and you will too.Soccer Ball to the Face

Here you go, Pete. One burning (or, I guess, the opposite of burning) question about alcohol and dehydration answered:

New Scientist: Thirsty Work

Thats right Matt and Kerri eloped in Trail just last week... What about the Wedding we were all suppose to go to?
Who knows.

Well, I just got back from my OT orientation.

There are 8 guys and 90 girls.

This is gonna be an interesting year...

... and we got a fooseball table!

30 years ago today, JRR Tolkien died. BBC did a little thing about him.

Where'd all the messages go? Check the archives on the left if you (care enough to) want to read the old posts. Alas, a new month brings a fresh board.

Par

p.s. Two more days 'til school starts! "It's the most wonderful time of the year . . . to kill the Staples advertising agency"

Not getting enough smackdown?

Terry Tate is here

HAHAHAHA Go Nasubi!!! I wonder how he reacted when they pulled the room apart infront of him.