A million in Monopoly money :P

well . . . . i guess you are right . . . . .you said hello first. . . . . . . . therefore you win one million dollers.

... but ... but ... but I was the onw ho said hello first!

no - you did not.

hello

-- did I win?

hello?
hello? anyone there?
hello?
Damn it will someone answer me?
Can anyonme out there hear me?
A million dollers to the onw ho says hello first.
still no answer-even with a money bribe?
i don't think this message board isn't working?
whatever
bye

Thanks Pete. That's just in time because I've got this giant database that I, uh, borrowed from the Pentagon and I need somewhere to transfer it to. You see, there's this son/daughter/goldfish-keeper-of-the-fifth-cousin of a fallen African dictator who needs somewhere to put it. It'll only be for a little while and, when I move it out, you can keep some of it as payment. Just send your account number to...

Oh yeah. From the italics, you may have noticed that you can put HTML in your posts. The fun never stops... or starts...

oh par, I don't know how much space this whole message board takes up, but if you need some more webspace to keep this thing flying, I can let you use some of mine, I won't be using it for much anytime soon. just ask and it's yours.

yeah, props to George Carmichael! he's the man! and maybe brown kid too... what was his name? paris? parisect? parabola? i dunno, he just copied and pasted anyways. but thanks to all who were involved, especially jesus, because without him we wouldn't have microwaveable tv dinners, and polymorphic-ringtone cellular phones.

So how is everyone doing on this good Sunday afternoon?