hello?
hello? anyone there?
hello?
Damn it will someone answer me?
Can anyonme out there hear me?
A million dollers to the onw ho says hello first.
still no answer-even with a money bribe?
i don't think this message board isn't working?
whatever
bye

Thanks Pete. That's just in time because I've got this giant database that I, uh, borrowed from the Pentagon and I need somewhere to transfer it to. You see, there's this son/daughter/goldfish-keeper-of-the-fifth-cousin of a fallen African dictator who needs somewhere to put it. It'll only be for a little while and, when I move it out, you can keep some of it as payment. Just send your account number to...

Oh yeah. From the italics, you may have noticed that you can put HTML in your posts. The fun never stops... or starts...

oh par, I don't know how much space this whole message board takes up, but if you need some more webspace to keep this thing flying, I can let you use some of mine, I won't be using it for much anytime soon. just ask and it's yours.

yeah, props to George Carmichael! he's the man! and maybe brown kid too... what was his name? paris? parisect? parabola? i dunno, he just copied and pasted anyways. but thanks to all who were involved, especially jesus, because without him we wouldn't have microwaveable tv dinners, and polymorphic-ringtone cellular phones.

So how is everyone doing on this good Sunday afternoon?

O my goodness! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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nice work par... I think... yeah.

all right, now we're cookin'

So this is the small insignifigant dent we can all put in cyberspace eh? Somethin to be said for that. I can't for the life of me figger out what it is, but something definately to be said. Yeah.... let us all bask in the Cromulence of The Hightowers creation.... Smells like cinammon, tastes like burning.... Truly this will yet embiggen us all. By the by... this is just the email address that I get no good Emails at, so I'm posting it... Ndtheviking is still my main email recipient. Sure hope what the week went Jauntily for you all. Good afternoon good evening and good night....
Gitzel

So, it's 2:30 in the morning and I'm checking my email, and
look! It's an email from Paras about a message board! So
this is what he's been doing at work eh? This should be
useful, at least for those who feel like using it... I
wonder why we haven't had one of these yet... oh yeah, we're
lazy that's why. Anyhow, it's time for me to go to bed so I
can get up tomorow morning and do nothing...

... I'm tired