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And I remember seeing that Maynard's commercial run just a couple of times on this side of the pond. Strange it didn't get more exposure over here.

Now for a combination '90s music video-commercial parody:

That Barq's commercial is burned into my brain, it's pretty much the perfect TV commercial. I think it was single-handedly responsible for my 6 month root beer addiction. Still great. My second-favourite 90's commercial barely ran here, I only saw it once, but it was memorable:

That's pure 90s straight into the veins! Yowza!

I'll see your now-retro commercial and raise you a now-retro music video:

"I haven't seen him that excited since he got his new heels"

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Why you should never, ever touch that hospital elevator button

Hospital elevator buttons, because they are more often touched by our built-in germ transmission devices (e.g. our hands) are ~15-25% more likely to be colonized by pathogenic and (most often) non-pathogenic bacteria than toilet surface

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