Single Awareness Day? This sounds Borg scary. How do we try it?

Happy Single Awareness Day!

"On December 20th, 2006, The Pain depicted President Gerald Ford.
On December 26th, he died.

On January 31st, 2007, The Pain depicted Anna Nicole Smith.
On February 8th, she fucking died.

It is now clear that Tim Krieder's pen weilds the power of death. The obvious question is: Who Shall I Kill Next?"

Re: Masala Wok. Don't go.

(Also, wrt Elmer Fudd, my favourite part of that page has to be the link to "Pweferwences".)

there's an Elmer Fudd Google

friggin' hilarious!

if you want to do it yourself, all you gotta do is type Elmer Fudd into the search and hit "I'm feeling lucky" or, oh, pardon me "I'm Feewing Wucky" haha!

You know there are probally alot of traditional festivals that many chinese-canadians don't celebrate. Chinese New Years is the one everyone know but there are more festivals that aren't even mentioned. I don't remember celebrating chinese valentines day at all, just heard about the story behind it. If we lived over in Southeast Asia (China, Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia etc..) we could probally get a day off.

There wedding day falls a day short.

Yes and no, the legend behind this chinese festival is kind of bittersweet. More geared towards single people finding love rather then a union of love. Though I suppose the reunion of two long lost lovers could be seen as a good thing for a wedding?

I guess that means that Jere and Dana's wedding is tentatively on Chinese Valentine's Day. That's good, right?

Just some early Valentines bitching. Did you know on my birthday is Chinese valentines day?
The proof or lack there of

Urgh... This year is going to turn out well...