I have only just discovered the panless, butterless grilled cheese sandwich... why did noone tell me about this sooner?

Grilled cheese sandwich? What?

Umm...hello? I've been doing the panless, butterless grilled cheese sandwich for as long as I can remember. In fact, I think my brother (not Albert) invented it.

I hereby nominate Ed Hill for the Nobel prize in awesomeness!

Your pan-less, butter-less grilled cheese sandwich idea is fantastic Ed. You're my new favouritist inventor.

Here's how you do it (in case you haven't heard).

1. Toast two slices of bread in the toaster
2. Place cheese between the toast (I use two slices of processed cheddar)
3. Microwave (18 seconds in mine) until cheese melts

So simple, so little cleanup.

man, that elephant's got a huge fuckin dick. Elephantitus mayhaps?

Champion City Records' best friends vanity and push pins present:

EAMON MCGRATH - renegade of funk


Come join best friends Champion City Records, Vanity and Push Pins in celebrating the Desiderata CD Release! Its chock full of good bands, cute boys and girls, and live professional filming for an upcoming Champion City DVD.


Friday Feb 2.
Riverdale Hall 9231-100ave
Doors 7:00 / Show 7:30 / $10 / All Ages

Only 1 in 5 eh? Thought those Americans would require that number to be higher.

Ugh... finally. Hedge-da.

Also, I don't know if anyone will upload the video, but Nedved's little push to get Smith back in time for the 2-on-1 was hilarious.

And if I ever find out that the rumours of Lowe being offered a deal for Pronger involving Frolov and Vishnovsky were true, I'm gonna be right pissed off.

Did you know that one mile in every five of the US interstate highway system is required to be straight for use as emergency aircraft landing?

*slaps wrist* No! Bad.

We talls are notoriously bad for distinctions like that.

I have to stop taking naps until the day starts getting longer. I woke up 10 minutes ago and my mom had gone out; it was completely dark and I had no idea just how long I had slept.