Jokes Made By Robots, For Robots:

"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."

What's a robot's favorite cereal?
Rob-os.
(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)

Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a robot.

I hate my roommate. It smells like onions 24/7. Nothing like the smell of raw onions when you take a shower at 4am on an empty stomach to make you feel like you're going to pass out or throw up. How does your shower curtains end up smelling like onions when you turn on the water!? On the brighter side of things...4 more sleeps!

Seeya buddy! both me and my virtual self will miss you. merry christmas and I'll hopefully see you soon.

Going to Houston. It's nearly time for me to leave. On a plane at 630. Have a merry christmas folks. I'll see you all when I get back.

touché.

it's comedy, no?

So is the misspelling thing just a running gag now?

PSssssst

Matt Lissac and Leif O.C at the COMIC STRIP tonight
come check it out

You silly university kids and your free time.

someone please let me know when Ted gets back
cheers