gawdamit... I used the wrong "you're". It should've been "your". That's gonna bug me.

Catching what? I don't get it. A baseball? Is that it? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

There's something to do with baseball (I think it's a metaphor for something, but it ended up being too vague to be useful), and then there's something else about sexual-deprivation. Is this implying that Eric is a baseball-loving individual who is in need of the attention of a female counterpart? By posing as his "better half" are you suggesting that you should be his new girlfriend/boyfriend?

Sorry to break it to you, but Eric already has a girlfriend. She is a much cooler girl than you could ever hope to be. Unless you're a guy. In which case you're a faggot. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

PS: don't make personal attacks without revealing your own identity. No one can respect that. It's one thing to set people up the bomb under an anonymous pretense, but it is another thing altogether to make personal insults without having the balls to say who you are. That is the most chicken-shit thing there is.

Good luck with that. "Don't quit your gay job"*.


*I recently saw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang... that was a good line which I stole from the movie.

Ooooh! I know what my cool post is going to say!!! It says...

Just because you're tired of catching all the time doesn't mean you should lash out at everyone with your sexual frustrations. It's called communication, the building block for any vagina deprived relationship! Take control! None of this passive/aggressive bullshit, you're the one who wants to yell "Who's your Daddy?" only to hear the husky, though obviously unsatisfied whimpers of your prey! But as long as you're satisfied, who needs to worry about everyone else, right? So, next time be the one to say "Hey, it's my turn to bat!" Be assertive! Be brave!

Anways, enough of this fantasy bullshit, it's about time you warm that catcher's mit of yours up. Bend over bitch!

over the last few days, some of you actually put in some effort to post something cool. (you know who you are). thank you.
the rest of you, also know who you are, but are in denial of how much you suck.

And, while I'm putting up links that I've recently talked to people about,

• Final Fantasy (so now you can listen to what I've poorly described to you)


• A Year Full of Kick-Ass Movie Pitches (Including "FINDING NEMO but with toys")


• A plea for megagaltastic (trying to fill a vocabulary gap)

First off, I can't explain that. But, I need a written record for refunds, so please feel free to write me a letter so I can file, refile and then misfile it.

Second, Hippos kick ass:

• Hippos average 3.5 metres (11 ft) long, 1.5 m (5 ft) tall at the shoulder, and weigh from 1500 kg to 3200 kg (3,300 to 7,000 lb).


• There are estimates of their running speed varying from 30 km/h (18 mph) to 40 km/h (25 mph), or even 50 km/h (30 mph)


• Their canine teeth are half a meter long


• The male hippo uses its head as a battering ram, especially against rival males while fighting over territory


• They kill crocodiles and lions, and are even responsible for more human deaths than any other African animal


• The process of surfacing and breathing is automatic, and even a hippo sleeping underwater will rise and breathe without waking


• Hippos seem to empathise with the prey of crocodiles and have been known to stand guard over dead and dying antelope on river banks


• Hippos seem to be aware of the presence of large bodies of water from some distance away

gah, bloody hell, what's happening? i hit refresh and everything, and still, i saw nothing, until just now... and Albert posted too... wtf?

paras, i demand a refund! or, well, once i reboot and get firefox loaded, things ought to be normal again...

hmm, apparently i forgot to hit "submit"

guess who purchased a laptop today... i think you know this person...

I'll be suprised when we all buy ourselves... artificial bodies!

guess who bit the bullet and bought a laptop... i think you know this person...