Hey andy I think Butter Mullet Puck Gobbler looks like a young coach McGirk from Home movies... maybe it's the blue and orange hand or something.

Andy, something about a "buttery mullet" is just too perfect for a guy "gobbling up the puck". Well done, sir. I can't wait until Butter Mullet Puck Gobbler goes up against the Fresh Pacific Sausage. (Can you say "delicious results"?)

To anyone who watched the Daily Show when Dennis Miller was on, does a tiny bit of this sound familiar?

I love how it's so common sense. All you have to do is realize that it's "incomprehensible" that other people could be stirred into hating you so much as to attack you, and then you can just "plant one in his nads", just "to remind the world not to trifle with us." What could be more simple?

As for the part that he doesn't repeat while launching into his act on the Daily Show, I'm glad he gets in his shot at Clinton's reaction to Chris Wallace's question (which, you may recall, was "why didn't you do more to stop Al Qaeda when you were President?", with the implication of 3000 American lives lost because of his inaction), though. I mean, clearly, becoming passionate about dispelling the idea that you were responsible for the most dire attack on the United States since 1812 is an irresponsible and mentally unbalanced position. Good thing Dennis Miller's there to watch his back. Chris Wallace's question was "perfectly legitimate", Clinton was "florid", but, it's okay, because Clinton "shouldn't . . . feel guilty."

Thanks for clearing that up.

Nicely done mr. Thompson. The mullet works quite well.

hmm... I happen to be from the second stupidest place in England. And I once lived in the 7th.

Crazy.

Hi Chris! Kind of strange you using this board. Why do you assume we are normal people? I think we all scored pretty high on that quirckness test.

Anywho guess who I saw today. Hank! He's here for the long weekend so if we want to do anything I suggest we do it. It was cool seeing himafter not seeing him for a while.

I'd like to help you out, Chris, but I've got no idea. I'm sure some of these fine people will help, though.

As for Percy, what's wrong with a phone line for public input on improving emergency services, exactly? And why do you need a 24-hour line about street light malfunctions? Are there that many? Won't an answering machine cut it?

Finally, there's hockey on tonight, and my place seems as good a venue as any. If you're interesting, 8:00 tonight. If you need directions, gimme a call (435-5571).

Hi everyone in Edmonton from Ottawa. I am doing a foodservice rotation and need to ask normal people for their help. Just wondering. If you were in a cafeteria that had a Halloween theme day, what kind of foods would appeal to you (main entree items and sides or in combo)?

Keri, it appears they may need you back soon.

Hull found to be "most stupid place in UK"