AAAARRRGGGGGHH, must goatse forever haunt me!?

Religious fears force off opera

see that guy on the left? *drool* i stood in front of him for the entire show... well, actually not stood, danced, sang along, had a blast with my friends... but it was no coincidence. he's rather, ahem, tasty-looking if you ask me... and cuff the duke was super excellent... Dale Murray makes the pedal steel sexy... haha! sorry, now i am done objectifying this fine specimen of plaid-wearing musical talent

Another pointed Special Comment from Keith Olbermann. (wmv/qt)

Well, it finally happened. After months of telemarketers with Indian accents offering me long distance service (apparently because I am more likely to buy from a person with an Indian accent?), finally, just now, it has reached it's logical conclusion: telemarketers that just start out in Hindi.

I do not speak Hindi. Except, perhaps, the dramatic "NA-HEEEEEEEEE!" I've learned from Bollywood films. Somehow, I doubt it'll work, though; "no" hasn't ever worked before...

Good burn Ngz...

John Hodgman on his upcoming second book of trivia, in comparison to his first:

Yes, it will be more of the same but considerably longer. My only regret with the first was that it was not so physically massive that it inspired real concern for my sanity. I hope to change that with the new book.

I don't like coinage. We've made all this progress. I don't need to go back to the goddamned Roman times.

That's time for ya. It's not going to stop for anyone.

how the fuck is it the last week of september? i have WAY too much to do all of a sudden, and my first midterm is NEXT WEEK.