More from the nebulous world of Oilers training camp, and recent acquisition Petr Sykora:

Three's a charm for Petr Sykora.

His hat trick in yesterday's scrimmage certainly charmed the pants off a sold out Coca-Cola Centre.

Taking feeds from linemates Raffi Torres and Ales Hemsky, the newly acquired Oiler stole the show on Day 2, pacing his side to a 5-2 victory over a White team that included Ryan Smyth, Shawn Horcoff, Fernando Pisani, Alexei Mikhnov and Rob Schremp.

"It was just one of those days that everything goes in,'' said Sykora, who scored all three of his markers on one-timers past Jeff Drouin-Deslauriers.

Why do you think so many people have myspace pages?

Terribly inaccurate:

You Are Mr. Burns

Okay, so you're evil... You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary! You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar."

haha, i was bored:

You Are Marge Simpson

You're a devoted family member who loves unconditionally. Sometimes, though, you dream about living a wild secret life! You will be remembered for: your good cooking and evading the police Your life philosophy: "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."

Oh and to all the dudes who want to see all the creepy, creepiness which is me go to:

www.myspace.com/hurricanesaber

What I changed my name under my profile. How could you still find me? Well too late now. Alison wins. Now I actually have to figure out a prize.

The timing of these photos was very unfortunate since I already had the idea to take them a couple weeks before the shooting in montreal. Plus these aren't actually real weapons. They are both 60 dollars simulacras of weapons. Any real "martial artist" knows that the weapons you buy now couldn't slice thru bread. Plus I don't look menacing or tough in any of those photos. I actually thought taking photos in a garage would show how funny everything is. I mean if you actually believe some dorky asian guy, posing with two 60 dollar fake swords, in his parents garage could do something then you must be afraid of everything. Like I said if you actually own guns then you are more capable of doing something then some dorky dude who waves around 2 fake swords.

I actually though my profile was pretty normal. As normal as any other profile in myspace.

well, admittedly, I do like that the jersey is a little more, um, shapely, but come on. if you're buying an oilers jersey, shouldn't it be in oilers colours?


and... Albert, don't you realise that we could simply search for your name and come across you that way? ... not so hard after all. plus, I think I have to ditto those other comments, posing with weapons is rather creepy... especially in your garage... and especially post Dawson College killer... and, dude, the page itself is kinda creepy... you're gonna get some weird responses from your profile alone... all that being said, I'll still add you as my friend.

Clearly if you pose in internet pictures with guns you will go apeshit and kill people. Posing with any other weapons just makes you a posuer.

Question for Oilers fans of the female persuasion. Fashion jersey?

Yes, well, it's well known that someone who posts pictures like this on the internet will end up killing people at some point, right? Only a matter of time. Little wonder that, between the internets, "goth culture" and the evil, evil video games, anyone is left alive at all.