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24 HOUR DRAW-A-THON'S COMING UP REAL QUICK AGAIN
SATURDAY JUNE 17 AT LAT-TIT-TUDE 53 (OVBS)

I like how wireless IEEE 1394 is called "firewireless". HAHAHAHAHA

I actually laughed out loud at that one.

Am I a geek?

This stupid cunt on ebay is like "hey, you are being rude by not paying me. Please pay it now or I will report you to eBay and leave negative comments, blah blah blah". What a DUMB FUCK. I paid him through PayPal two days ago, but he hasn't bothered accepting the payment yet. Dumb shit. It's HIS OWN DAMN FAULT.

Fuck, I cannot tolerate incompetence, ESPECIALLY when it comes from some fucktard threatening to "tattle" on me for his own dumbfuckery.

Stephen Colbert delivers the commencement address at Knox College. Some choice quotes:

I’m facing a little bit of a conundrum here. My name is Stephen Colbert, but I actually play someone on television named Stephen Colbert, who looks like me, and who talks like me, but who says things with a straight face he doesn’t mean. And I’m not sure which one of us you invited to speak here today. So, with your indulgence, I’m just going to talk and I’m going to let you figure it out.
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I don’t know if they told you what’s happened while you’ve matriculated here for the past four years. The world is waiting for you people with a club.
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Also globalization, e-mail, cell phones interconnect our nations like never before. It is possible for even the most insulated American to have friends from all over the world. For instance, I recently received an e-mail asking me to help a deposed Nigerian prince who is looking for a business partner to recuperate his fortune.
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Now I know you’re all going to say, “Stephen, Stephen, immigrants built America.” Yes, but here’s the thing—it’s built now. I think it was finished in the mid-70s sometime. At this point it’s a touch-up and repair job. But thankfully Congress is acting and soon English will be the official language of America. Because if we surrender the national anthem to Spansih, the next thing you know, they’ll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason!
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But you have one thing that may save you, and that is your youth. This is your great strength. It is also why I hate and fear you. Hear me out. It has been said that children are our future. But does that not also mean that we are their past? You are here to replace us. I don’t understand why we’re here helping and honoring them. You do not see union workers holding benefits for robots.
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Now will saying “yes” get you in trouble at times? Will saying “yes” lead you to doing some foolish things? Yes it will. But don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it.
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The best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well, the hours are good, and you are famous. And eventually some very nice people will give you a doctorate in fine arts for doing jack squat.

At present, IE7 has a problem rendering some Web pages. According to Microsoft, this is caused by the sites, which need to update their detection code for IE7.

... or they could fix their goddam rendering problem in the first place.

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Umbrella!

Becareful! It's been with me for many adventures!

third asshole of the game is paras's asshole just because its so large

ohhhhhh how helpful TAB BROWSING
fuck them