Paras is the third asshole of the game. He fucked it up for everyone.

seriously, fuck you paras.

yeah, but who's the 3rd asshole of the game? Don't leave me hanging like that...

Who's the third??

if i were to name the 3 assholes of the game, conklin would only be second.... first is bergeron, who checked the guy into rolo.... conklin only cost them the game, bergeron could cost them the series.... i will reign in my natural pessimism and not say that it will be impossible for the oilers to come back in this series, because im sure a lot of people thought the 1980 miracle on ice was impossible.... instead i will only say that it will be very difficult for the oilers to win the cup with the stomach-churning duo of jussi and conklin taking turns letting in weak goals. lets just hope the oilers forwards have the ability to score 20 goals a game

So after taking seven to beat a team that lost four starting defencemen, now Carolina plays a team that loses its number one, conn smythe candidate goalie to injury. The day before June 6, 2006.

Draw your own conclusions.

k. yeah. that fucking sucks.
BUT
let's try to stay positive
they can score on Ward when he's not getting lucky.
MARKENIN can win us some games (FUCK CONKLIN seriously)
AND
quite honestly, i think Rollie's streak was coming to a close. a goalie who is on his game will not let in 4 straight, breakaways or not. admittedly Mac-T made some very bad defensive decisions tonight (spacek with Pronger) and that REALLY did not help Rollie. plus Smith put in a surprisingly bad game tonight. i counted at least 3 uncharacteristic turnovers. he'll be better. so will Pronger.

we can still win. they were hungry with 15 secs left. if we start game 2 strong, we're still in it. otherwise, we're fucked. carolina's not THAT good a team. seriously. Buffalo with a shattered defense core STILL almost beat them, us with an uncertain goalie, could still win.

FUCCCCKKK!!!! MAC-T JUST SAID ROLLIE IS OUT FOR THE SERIES!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

shit, that is heartbreaking for Conklin. That has to be the harshest thing to happen to you in that position. I bet you he's going to go back to the hotel, lock the door and cry in his pillow. That's what that kinda shit does to you.

Poor fuckin guy.

To be less of a smartass than Alison:

Pete = peter. haggard @gmail.com
Melissa = melissa. kastelic @gmail.com

Again, just take out those spaces like alison did. I will now eagerly wait beside my inbox pondering what sort of new news may come my way.