Hope all had a great time last night. It definitely sounds like it. But now, there remain some important matters on the horizon...

Can bitterness ooze? An Anaheim sportswriter takes a shot at the feat:

Will someone tell Edmonton goaltender Dwayne Roloson that he needs a lot of work on his Steve Nash impersonation? And that it's called showing off when a goalie gets in the scoring column?

Guess it doesn't matter, because the cheaters - excuse me, the visitors - pulled a fast one on the Mighty Ducks on Friday night enroute to a 3-1 victory in the series opener at The Pond.
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[Scott] Niedermayer was quick to disagree with my assessment, pointing out the Ducks tied the score 28 seconds later on an Andy McDonald slap shot that appeared to deflect off an Edmonton stick before nicking the crossbar and going into the net.

"You know, we responded well with a goal right away on the power play," Niedermayer said afterward, alluding to Roloson's chicanery.

PS: Al, you sly devil, you!

Seriously. Seeing how happy Ed and Mary were today was totally the best part of the whole day. I am so ridiculously happy and proud of the both of you guys. And THANKS SO MUCH for inviting us all to the killer party! We are all sooo totally happy for the both of you! Keep on rockin in the married world.

And I said it before; but you did a damn fine job today Jere. That speech was really well done. You should be proud of yourself.

WEDDING FEST 99, BITCHES!!! WOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO!!!!!

Mr. Gautier had it bang-on, I AM PROUD TO CALL YOU GUYS MY FRIENDS
cheers all

Happy Wedding day everyone!

what really sucks is the lack of edmonton-positive sports announcers. what the hell is cbc doing?

heh, it sounds like hardly anyone in our lab actually likes the torontonian... perhaps he'll get a good helping of shit soon. the next time he says/does something, i'm going to put him in his place. really, if the solution on my end is to do what Yentl did, there's no fucking way that's fair. so i'm going to have to call him on it. its far more inappropriate than the odd sexual innuendo my romanian coworker spouts, and he's certainly cut his utterances in half.

ducks suck.

I bet he'd stop staring at your breasts if he was dead.

I wouldn't call Chris Murphy an asshole; I would've done the same thing if I was in his situation... oh, wait... right.

I always did like that song.

You know we actually did quit Gretzsky after he left. We did win a cup without him you know.