Eric pretty weak when you consider my brother was actually at E3 trying out all the new systems. Looking at footage just doesn't seem to cut it.

Animals Have Problems Too:

What happens when you give me a Wacom and too much time.

This is Grand Amrs Omega: ultimate style. This is a picture with the fancy effects.

Same picture with special effects deleted.

So basically nothing. Well Grand Arms ain't going to draw himself...

From VICE:

So this kid sees his ma comin outa the shower... an' he points to her privates an' he says, "whassat"? So she goes, "um, that's where daddy hit me with an axe!" and he says, "great shot! Right in the cunt!".

bwahahahaha

30 unknown MYSPACE facts about yourself:


1. What does your MySpace headline mean?
Shredder is a terrible dance instructor.

2. Elaborate on your default photo:
I am dead sexy.

3. Favorite song right now, at THIS SECOND:
sandstorm. darude.

4. What is your current relationship status?:
polygamous.

5. What are you wearing right now?
your mom's cunt.

6. What is your current problem?:
AIDS.

7. What/Who do you love most?:
sex.

8. What makes you most happy?:
ritalin.

9. Are you musically inclined?:
it's a sham.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?:
I would smack up that Eve bitch. Coulda had paradise but instead got this global warming bullshit.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?:
I AM an animal. But if I had to be a different one... um... black beauty. Hung like a black horse if y'know what I mean.

12. Ever have a near death experience?:
One time the guy sitting next to me on the bus had a heart attack. Died right there in the seat.

13. Name an obvious quality you have?:
boner

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?:
three blind mice

15. Who did you cut and paste this from?:
karlin

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you:
Kirsten Dunst; we are the exact same age.

17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?:
no. oh wait, yes.

18. Have you ever been in a fight?:
yes. dude needed braces when I was done with him.

19. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?:
Yo momma's the largest audience I sang for.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?:
how stupid they are.

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?:
my money back.

22. Do you have a crush on anyone in your top 8?
pfft. Well, maybe that drummer in those three bands.

23. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?:
One time I thought I did. Turned out it was just my front lawn.

24.Has anyone ever said u looked like a celebrity?:
Yeah, they thought I looked like this guy in this amateur porn they saw. Except... it WAS me.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?:
kiddy movies? That shit's legal now?

26. Did you have braces?:
see #18.

27. Are you comfortable with your height?:
viagra helps.

28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?:
lick my dick.

29. Do you speak any other languages?:
gaylick.

30. Whats your favorite smell?:
cocaine.

word to ya mothas. Tell 'er I'll be seein 'er same time next.

BBQ tonight. At one of Karlin's friend's houses. Should be interesting.

Then going to see Southside Riots and Deadcity Serpents at Econolodge. Good shit all around.

Where the fuck is Clarky? So much for motorcycles today.

Oh and Happy Mothers Day! My mom is in england right now so I can't really say it to her.