Slashdot announces "CUTEST WEB SITE EVER DISCOVERED!!!":

The cutest site i've ever or youve ever seen is this one CLICK IT NOW LOL!!! because they have the cutest pictures you will ever see :) :) :) Like hamsters wearing SO CUTE hats and so many kittens zomg i love kitties especially that brown one i hope they show him with hats to LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Ok I gottta go now bye!!!

"The Joy of Painting" with Bob Ross video game?

The Bob Ross video game, currently untitled, is planned to be developed for PC, the Nintendo DS handheld & on Nintendo's next-gen system coming later this year, code named Revolution. Release date was not announced. AGFRAG is currently seeking a publisher.

AGFRAG's Director of Development, Joseph Hatcher, has this to say about the announcement:

"I grew up watching Bob Ross on PBS and was always in awe of how quickly and smoothly he made these beautiful paintings, which helped inspire my creativity. There are generations that know Bob Ross and his painting techniques, and I want to share his talent with future generations in a new medium.

The Bob Ross game will utilize the unique inputs that the Nintendo DS and Nintendo Revolution have that can truly immerse the players while they learn to paint like Bob Ross and can play the addictive and fun games that we have planned for the title. I believe that Bob Ross Inc's and AGFRAG Entertainment Group's similar beliefs in independence, creativity, and teaching others will benefit how the game is developed and how the players of all ages will be able to enjoy this game.

Oh, snap! Microsoft Buys OpenOffice.org!:

For an undisclosed sum reputed to be in the billions, Microsoft's Bill Gates has personally bought the leading open-source desktop project. Saying he "was sick and tired of open-source eating away at his profits," the world's richest man decided to put an end to the nuisance and simply buy OpenOffice.org. It will form part of a growing list of Microsoft acquisitions, including several erstwhile competitors, a considerable number of prominent politicians, and a few small governments.

Taylor..you sick, BRILLIANT man. I just clicked that bad boy..it's like seeing an old friend again. The best part? I'm at work. The bestest part? My supervisor was lookiing at the screen as I clicked it. Fortunately for me, all those years of looking at porn has given me God like skills at quickly pushing the 'back' button.

If anyone is interested I'm having people over later to watch the hockey game (8 o'clock start), we'll probably be playing some 'cube and/or board games after as well.
AD's getting his cube back and we're picking up an ethernet adaptor, so there's the potential for 8 player mariokart/party.
So yeah, gimme a call or just show up.

Lamest April fools prank ever.

Yeah, they're from Denmark or so, part of that whole Scandinavian garage rock scene. I've even seen 'em on the Wedge a few times. They got some good tunes.

Hey music dudes have you heard about (probally have and have all their EP's, singles and other stuff, grown bored with them and moved on to another band.) a band called The Sounds?

April fools people! Couldn't figure something good to do so whatever.

Holy crap. They actually did it. Amazing.