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March 22, 2006 -- 6:06 PM
posted by Par
Tay, it's an admirable effort. There's a Jain religious event where you try to limit harmful actions for a week and then there's a ceremony of forgiveness at the end. I've tried to do what's called 'ekvas' for that week -- where you only eat/drink once, in one sitting, and that's it for the day (we even brush our teeth in that one sitting, which is a little weird...). I'll admit that I had trouble with it. Actively trying to got 5 work days while fasting is a challenge I know I couldn't take up.
I'd be surprised if you lost a ton of weight, though. I can imagine you losing glycogen and the associated water weight (which is, admittedly, significant), but that would happen very early on. After that, your body is quite good at changing energy sources and reducing your metabolic rate (we're built to survive periods without food, and to hang on to extra energy when we have it; that's why obesity is a problem in a society of plenty.)
Regardless of whether you use your muscles or not, though, you are going to lose muscle mass. I'm afraid there's no way around that. Your brain runs on glucose and the only way to produce it from body stores is from protein.
As for making a wager, I'd rather not. I get the feeling that you're just crazy enough to pull it off.
I don't see why you'll need a donation, though. I mean, how much are you saving by not eating five days' worth of food?
March 22, 2006 -- 5:46 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
also: feel free just to donate some of that to ME, haha. I can always use money too, but it's your call.
March 22, 2006 -- 5:39 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
PS: Danny, I'm totally taking you up on that offer, haha.
PPS: anybody else wanna make some wagers? I'm thinking I should get people to sponsor me and if I actually am able to do it, then maybe they could donate it to a charity or something.
March 22, 2006 -- 5:36 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
I'm doing it. It's happening. I'm not sure whether or not I will be successful... I mean, I might cave 2 days in and eat everything in sight... But I sure as hell am gonna try.
And Eric... it's not 4 days... it's 5.
Plus, I could've copped out and started on the weekend so that only 3 of the days are work days... but I figure in case I lose a shit-load lot of weight (though I'm not sure if I will or not), I'd prefer to keep my muscles active so that I don't lose too much muscle mass (kuz that would probably be detrimental to my drumming which is the last thing I want).
Also; I'm gonna do some research on fasting to find out if I should take some supplements or something...
March 22, 2006 -- 12:10 PM
posted by Jess
A woman who works for my dad goes a week without food once a year; she drinks only water with a little bit of syrup and lemon juice in it. She's a single mom with two daughters, 4 and 6, a full time student, and works 20 hours a week cleaning the lobbies of apartment buildings. I know her parents help her out with her kids during the day, and sometimes in the evenings, but still, she's a busy woman, and she doesn't have to cut back on her activities at all during her fast. She's pretty tired by the end of week though. So, I think you could probably do it Taylor.
March 22, 2006 -- 10:08 AM
posted by Danny
As for the bet, I will buy you your pint of beer that will make you wasted. Then I'll give you a joint to sober you up. Then another pint. Then some Salvia. Mix and repeat...April 14th will be epic.
March 22, 2006 -- 10:05 AM
posted by Danny
Yo Taylor, that shit is crazy. I've gone without carbs for a couple of weeks, and that shit just makes you tired and weak. Then again I was hitting the gym pretty hard, so that could account for the tiredness. But, you will feel extreme fatigue, and this will affect your work. People who do crazy fasting typically just meditate, and don't do any physical labour (unlike yourself).
Fuck it...do it. It'll be a good story. On your last day you should donate blood, and then go drinking.
March 22, 2006 -- 9:05 AM
posted by eric
dude, did you even read that Vice article? that bitch didn't do anything for the last few days except stay in bed and go delerious watching movies. even the first half she totally didn't have to do anything seriously physical, like say CARRY FUCKIN' WATER EVERYWHERE (unlike the mock bulimic) *almost fasting one day is one thing, a real 24hrs is another, 4 fuckin' days actually is a REALLY long time. remember that dude that pissed his way out of a snow bank? that would be your undertaking.
besides, it's hard to say whether or not the Vice article was just fabricated. i mean they got busted on the worms thing.
but seriously. Calorie in, Calorie out. if you want to feed that morbid curiousity i say see if you can actually do a regular 24 hrs first, and test out how your body feels about coming off a fast.
March 22, 2006 -- 12:42 AM
posted by nobody knows my face
THIS JUST IN: I am going to FAST april 10th to april 14th. And we're not talking some pussy-ass "oh I can eat when it gets dark out"... hell no. I am going one ENTIRE work week without eating. I might drink some shit along the way... but I am not going to eat for 5 fucking days.
Part of this is a lent thing, part of this is just sheer morbid curiosity about whether or not I can do it. That "anorexia is easy" article in Vice had me thinking. And then today I inadvertantly didn't eat OR drink a single thing until about 9:00 tonight, and it WAS easy. I bet I can do this. Anybody care to make wagers on this? Let's make it interesting.
March 21, 2006 -- 8:23 PM
posted by Par
McGuinty funds flying squirrel sex research:
With four days until the provincial budget, Progressive Conservative Party Leader John Tory today called on Dalton McGuinty to rein in his government's reckless spending after learning taxpayers are paying $150,000 for flying squirrel sex research.Now I don't pretend to know much about Ontario provincial politics, but this makes John Tory sound pretty nutty. (See, I can do it, too.)
"Dalton McGuinty is treating taxpayers' dollars like monopoly money," said Tory. "For $150,000 to be spent on this after Dalton McGuinty brought in the biggest tax increase in Ontario's history is inexcusable. The McGuinty government's spending is out of control - who knows what other boondoggles they have squirreled away in their upcoming budget?"
Dalton McGuinty created the Ministry of Research and Innovation in June 2005 and appointed himself Minister. In September 2005, his Ministry awarded a researcher at Laurentian University with a $150,000 grant to study the sex life of flying squirrels.
"This is a symptom of a much bigger problem with the McGuinty Liberals," said Tory. "They have no respect for taxpayers' money. While Ontarians struggle to get by, Dalton McGuinty is spending hundreds of millions of dollars of their money recklessly."
Turns out that the professor who received the grant is studying the effects of climate change on species in Ontario's Algonquin Park, and that he's doing so by examining the reproductive fitness of the flying squirrel. Yeah, using a species' reproductive fitness as a marker to determine what is happening to an ecosystem as a result of a major climatological phenomenon. What a waste.
Even if he were granted $150k to study the reproductive habits of the flying squirrel, Tory probably still ought to look foolish. Does he really have such disdain, such a low opinion of his political opponents to honestly believe that they threw money after this research on a whim? Or, perhaps worse, does he believe that the public would rally behind the cause without wondering if "gee, maybe there is good reason for this grant that we're just not seeing."?
Oh well. What further damage to public discourse could one more cheap political stunt that insults the intelligence of all concerned actually do?
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