yo. i may be going to the show tonight, so maybe i'll see you there.

It looks as if I have an extra ticket to controller.controller/ you say party we say die! tonight. it is $16 if anyone is interested. starlite room is the venue. doors at 8. I'll be at home 438-2601 for the rest of the day. ciao

Hey I'm just on my way out to work and I don't have time to read all your posts... but if anyone needs a lifetime seasons pass to any and all ski hills in the world give me a shout. I recently acquired one that I for some reason don't want. Oh, also it must be used by tomorrow night or it vanishes.

Off to work... ttyl

Is anyone else going insane now that there is light fluffy beautiful snow on the ground and I currently do not have the capacity to ski down it?? maybe its just me.... I swear I'm being punished for something. I bet someone is going to give me a free pair of skis and a lifetime seasons pass to any and all ski hills in the world that will vanish forever if not used by me in the next 48 hours just to spite me. I guess I could participate in the quasi religous disproving of the miraculous iced out toonie gun that has been so voraciously discussed as of late. or maybe I've missed something here...

oh well. time to go dream of the snow that is falling outside my window at this very second and..... two good ankles.

Hey! The Toonie gun was intended to speed up the flow of cash to the strippers, it was not intended to kill people. On the contrary! Its very purpose is to increase the joy that I can possibly appreciate out of life. Could you imagine twin platinum toonie guns, iced out and glittering under the lights...wait..damnyoubeck. In short, the toonie gun should only have one target and that's ass...or asses.

Twin platinum guns son, reach for the sky.

I dreamt of this amazing, new invention, but then these girls I didn't recognize got in the way and forced me to forget. If only I had my toonie gun in the dream...but then I realized, what should the toonie gun look like? Should it be like a hand held item? A rifle? Or a cannon? Maybe twin hand helds for smaller numbers while a cannon/hose type for herds? Or maybe it doesn't matter how many strippers are present.

The toonie cannon must be tested! Maybe the cannon should promise an ass slap per second? Half a second? Maybe it should be designed for two man teams so it mounts on one guy's shoulders while the other aims and fires? Of course you may ask how an opportunity to use the toonie gun will ever arise, but if only we can arrange for some sort of hazing ceremony.... Or maybe we can change the stripper audience culture and have everyone walk in with shrouds.

But wait! The toonie gun has other applications! It can pay for bridge tolls! If...you ever have to pay for bridge tolls any time in the future. We'll have to design different clips so you can change ammo from toonies to quarters and loonies but it can work.

ok, I guess I'm not going to trivia after all... sorry

I think that if you're terminal and in uncontrollable pain, you should have the choice to end it. Some people do anyway. At least if it was doctor assisted it would be less painful and messy, and not a shock to whomever finds the body. Who has the right to make you live out the pain?

Depending on the situation, but I'm inclined to say doctor assisted suicide is not a good idea..

I disagree. If a doctor wants to kill himself, assistance should not be a requirement.

Very interesting thoughts from everyone... it's great that I can start such a discussion without actually contributing anything of substance. Well not really, I just like trying to get Mary angry sometimes and she knows it :)

Anyone going to Trivia tonight? I probably am.

Oh and by the way... I think doctor assisted suicide is a great idea. And anyone who thinks otherwise should be shot execution style twice in the back of the head with a souped up toonie gun.

Discuss.