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November 11, 2013 -- 5:46 PM
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November 02, 2013 -- 9:51 PM
posted by Al

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October 31, 2013 -- 6:10 PM
posted by Tonestar Runner

Also in time for tonight, here's "Do They Know It's Hallowe'en?" by the North American Hallowe'en Prevention Initiative, a project band featuring everyone. (Yes, even David Cross.)

October 31, 2013 -- 3:43 PM
posted by Al

Just in time for Halloween, read at your own risk.

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October 30, 2013 -- 4:05 PM
posted by Par

That reminds me of this which has absorbed far too much of my time: What is the best lame joke you know? (self.AskReddit):


[–]LavaLegs 2394 points 11 days ago
"Heard any good sodium jokes lately?" "Na..."

[–]carlfro 953 points 11 days ago
This is a nerdy joke but some of you might get it:
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would all of you like a drink?" The first logician replies, "I don't know." The second logician replies, "I don't know." The last logician replies, "Yes."

October 29, 2013 -- 7:18 PM
posted by Tonestar Runner

A list of jokes for brainy people. I think this is perfect for this site's readership.

50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

October 20, 2013 -- 11:26 PM
posted by Al

Kind of makes sense:

Your results:
You are Geordi LaForge
















Geordi LaForge
75%
Worf
60%
Spock
52%
Mr. Sulu
50%
Will Riker
50%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
50%
Chekov
45%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
40%
Jean-Luc Picard
40%
Mr. Scott
35%
Beverly Crusher
35%
Data
35%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
20%
Uhura
20%
Deanna Troi
20%
You work well with others and often
fix problems quickly. Your romantic
relationships are often bungled.
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Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

October 19, 2013 -- 1:45 AM
posted by alison

oh, so, hey. I took this Star Trek internet quiz. It's kinda goofy. But I ended up as the two science officers and a redshirt, so I think it actually might work -ish.

Your results:
You are Spock







Spock 67%
Leonard McCoy (Bones) 65%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 65%
Beverly Crusher 60%
Deanna Troi 60%
Jean-Luc Picard 50%
Geordi LaForge 50%
Will Riker 50%
Uhura 45%
Data 44%
James T. Kirk (Captain) 40%
Chekov 40%
Mr. Sulu 40%
Mr. Scott 35%
Worf 35%



You are skilled in knowledge and logic.
You believe that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
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Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

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October 19, 2013 -- 1:35 AM
posted by alison

Sorry Tony & Jesse, I'm a derp machine. Yeah... that's kind-of what I was going through. Also the exact opposite. I'd work on a task, but it'd blur into another task, and there'd be this third speculative thing overhanging everything... and I still just have to portion them out into discrete time units at the end of the day. ... which is such BS. My brain doesn't stop working just 'cause the day's ended, and I definitely don't always work in 15 minute intervals, or easily describable units of work.

This consulting gig is starting to wear on me.

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