Someone is trying to steal my money, not my identity... shall I proceed further down the rabbit hole? I've received two more emails from my new West African friend. The address I gave is from the Chelsea Drake hotel downtown Toronto, and the phone # is made up. I hope you enjoy. If anyone wants pictures, I can post them as well.


Hello Jesse,

I have attached the pictures of the apartment to this email,Thanks very much for all your time and we appreciate all your promise to take good care of our apartment,also thank you so much for the information you provided,me and my wife deliberated on your profile and we are so pleased with it.

My instincts tells me that you are the right tenant.Everything is okay and we are pleased with it.I can see your willingness in this rent, So as I shall be giving you the apartment, please again take care of the apartment so that I might be glad when I come back, As I have earlier told you,the money involved is not the problem,but I only need my apartment to be kept clean always until I will be back,so the monthly rent is $700 including the utilities inside, it all depends on the period you wish to stay in my apartment,I would not want you to get worried okay.you only have to tell me the numbers of months in which you can be able to pay as upfront/deposit e.g 1 month:$700,2 months:$1,400 etc,but I will like you to make first month rent for now because the money will be used to send you the necessary documents and the key of the apartment through the address you provided for me at ( 33 Gerrard st w Toronto Ontario M5G1Z4.) And as a man of his word I always have this human feelings so I will not do anything to stress or be difficult to my fellow human and that is why am doing all this..As you can see through the pictures,the apartment is beautifully furnished and later if you have checked inside of the apartment and you have pack in then you can make the remaining payment at the end of each month,also i would like to send the following documents to you via UPS or DHL courier service and it will be home delivery,

(1) Entrance and the rooms Keys
(2)Paper/Permanent house form(Containing your reference details)
(3)Payment Receipt.
(4)Full address and description of the house.

These will be sent to you in the address you have provided to me in the application form and the tracking number will be sent to you so that you can possibly occupy the apartment immediately.Once again,I am giving you this based on trust and do not disappoint me and I promise you that you will love the apartment..So me and my family are really happy to find a good person to occupy the home and I still want you to promise that you will not disappoint us..

About the payment, you are making this payment to my Personal Assistant (PA) via Moneygram Transfer,you can look for any walmart store near your home to make the payment via moneygram and there is moneygram outlet beside my office,And am going to ship this to you through UPS or DHL COURIER SERVICE , so immediately the payment has been confirmed the packages will be delivered to you, because am going to ship this to you in an express way.

This is the information that you will need to make the payment via Monegram Transfer (Walmart Store)

Receiver's Name.................. OPE OLAMIDE

Receiver's address............20 GRACE AVENUE
City:..........................................LEKKI
State:.......................................LAGOS
Country..................................NIGERIA
Zip code.................................23401


and after sending the money I will be needing the following information from you:

Senders full name
Senders full address
The amount sent
The REFERENCE NUMBER and that is the control number which is 8 digits number, the text question and answer..so if they ask you about this just tell them that:

Question.. WHO IS GREAT
Answer.....GOD


So I really appreciate your effort on my apartment, and am assuring you that immediately you see the apartment you will really love it,

Thanks and God bless you
Hope to hear from you back


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and then I got this about 5 minutes later


Hello Jesse,

I called you twice but your phone was on answering machine. Did you receive the last email I sent to you with the pictures and the payment instruction?

My data was not stolen.

Jesse - looks good - send it off if you haven't already :)

AD - thanks for the info, that is the time period of my student loans...

For those of you who are not yet aware of this, you probably should be as it potentially impacts very heavily on all of us.

If you applied for, took out or had basically any dealings with student loans between 2000 and 2006, the Federal Gov't has "lost" a USB stick and an external hard drive containing the names, SIN #, contact information including phone #, credit information, birth date etc. (basically anything that was on the application form) for 583,000 people.

This is enough information to both steal your identity, and seriously defraud you by taking credit out under your name. According to the gov't they are contacting everyone, but since a lot of you may not be using the same mailing address, you may never see the letter informing you of the loss of this information.

There is a phone number (1-866-885-1866) you can call to see if you had your information "lost".

If you are one of those unfortunate people, I recommend the following:

1) go in to your bank and tell them you want to be informed ANY time that they are contacted with respect to your credit information. Any attempt to use the information to take credit out under you or to steal your identity will usually involve your bank being contacted in some manner.

2) have your account flagged by the larger credit ratings companies, Equifax or TransUnion come to mind. It is up you if you choose to have credit reports run by them as this costs money. At this point, the Feds are pretty much refusing to cover any costs associated with covering your back-sides.

3) Optional, but depending on how angry you are, there are several major class-action lawsuits being launched over this. You may wish to join one.

4) Inform EVERYONE who may also be affected by this. There have been reports of people on the list being victims of identity theft already though no direct link to the information from the lists being used in those thefts has yet been established. Honestly one person suffering because of this is too many.

I will be following this closely and I know a lot of people who will be doing the same. Keep an eye on your information please.

This is what I'm about to send off. Should I tweak anything? Be totally deadpan and to the point, or add a little more flair? Input is welcome.

Wow, that is quite the story Frank! I hope you and your wife have a fruitful life in West Africa. Sorry for the late response, though I am still interested in the apartment. I'll fill out your form as best I can. I am very clean and punctual. I will take care of your property as if it were my own.God will guide us through this.
My name is Jesse Taylor Hitchen.
I am a bricklayer.
I was born June 19th 1988
My phone # is 4168824747
I am unmarried and Celibate.
I have no children.
33 gerrard st w
Toronto
Ontario
M5G1Z4.
4 years
I am leaving because my lease is ending and the space is not right for me anymore.
rent is $1200/ month
I have two cars
There are 5 of us that will be living together. We are celibate together.
I would like to rent from you for 12 months
February 1st is my desired occupancy date

I hope this covers what you need to know. If you have any other questions, please do not hesitate to contact me

Regards,
Jesse

Via Exp.lore.com:

Alan Watt’s famous, recently resurfaced lecture on what you would do if money were no object from the golden age of popularizing Eastern philosophy in the West, adapted as a comic by ZenPencils, who have previously given us Neil deGrasse Tyson’s brilliant monologue about the universe.

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Complement with how to find your purpose and do what you love and 5½ timeless commencement speeches that teach you to define your own success.

... I wish I knew how to make the image fit the space... sorry gang.
(PM: Done.)

That actually made me think of a fun end-of-class game for my ESL kids. I say a word and they write as many meanings as they can think of.

Sweet.

Another one for you, Jess

O.M.G. you can move the search results around, too. Beck, this is the coolest thing ever. It's made me lose all sense of reality, AND use horrendous internet acronyms.

hahaha! Beck! That is the most hilarious thing ever. It actually messes with me enough that I can't think straight when I'm on the site... wow.

maybe that says something about how I relate to reality. ... meh!


Also, Jesse, PLEASE fill in the form! and report back, too. A friend of mine almost got scammed like that in e-town recently. (or perhaps not, but it was hard to tell "Am in England at the moment. Would love to rent place to you. Please let me know if you're still interested.") I think I'll be launching into a similar search soon, too. ... I'm just not sure which city it'll be in.