My first mech on my new site! Description to be up shortly!

I'm looking for an apartment in Toronto, and I've got a response that I just have to share with the world. I hope you laugh as hard as I did.

$700 / 1br - CUTE AND STUNNING FURNISHED APARTMENT IN YONGE AND EGLINTON (Toronto,ON)
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Jesse Hitchen Jan 9 (2 days ago)
My name is Jesse Hitchen, and I am interested in learning more about your apa...

Frank W. Sipe
Jan 10 (1 day ago)

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Hello

Thanks for your response regarding your interest in having my apartment for rent.It is in a conduscive atmosphere that is close to everything.The apartment is much available for now but what happened is that I am now presently in West Africa for my Hospitals Project prayer crusade for 2 years with my wife and we have the keys right here with us.I will like to inform you that it was due to my transfer that makes us to leave the apartment and also want to give it out for rent and looking for a responsible person that can take very good care of it as we are not after the money for the rent but want it to be clean at all time and the person that will rent it will have to take it as if it were his/her own..So for now,We are here in West Africa, our new home and also with the keys of the apartment,we were trying to look for an agent that we could give this document before we left but could not see and we are as well as don’t want our apartment to be used any how in our absent that is why we took it along with us here..We are only willing to give the apartment out to a lovely and caring person only, so if you know you cannot give the apartment the neatness it deserves please don’t contact me.But if you promise to always take good care of the apartment,get back to me on how you could take care of our apartment or perhaps experience you have in renting a home. I am looking forward to hear from you ASAP,My cell phone number is +234-802-956-9995.

Below is the application form for you to fill and discuss on how to get the apartment for rent and also to know if you are qualify,Kindly confirm your interest by filling the form below:

TENANT RENT APPLICATION
FIRST NAME: __________________
MIDDLE NAME: __________________
LAST NAME: __________________
PROFESSION: ________________
DATE OF BIRTH___________________
PHONE (____) __________ (CELL)
PHONE (____) __________ (WORK)
PHONE (____) __________ (HOME)
MARITAL STATUS: _________
KIDS _____ (YES/NO), HOW MANY ________
Home ADDRESS: ___________________________
CITY: _______________
STATE: ______________
POSTAL CODE: ____________
HOW LONG? ___________IF RENTING
WHY ARE YOU LEAVING? _______________________________________________________________________
CURRENT RENT: _______
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE LEAVING IN THE APARTMENT
IF THIS APARTMENT IS BEING GIVEN TO YOU,
HOW LONG DO YOU INTEND STAYING? ____________
WHEN DO YOU INTEND MOVING IN? ______________


Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file in case of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you.Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the key to you,please we are giving you all this base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that,we do not see yet and only putting everything into God's hand,so please do not let us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this.

Regards…

Hmm... they're currently Sold Out.

They also don't list a price, but considering some of those normal size blades are like $600 I don't foresee it being in a decent price range :)

Guys, birthday is in 8 months...



Think you could get a holster that would fit on a motorcycle as well?

Here are my resolutions:

1)Become a killing machine (Seeing my Capoeira instructor's instructor in 2014. Do not want to look like a chump in the home of Capoeira)
2)Find soul mate (Still a wip)

Good on you Par! I'm sure you'll have no problems achieving your resolutions.

New Year's Resolutions:

- throw away less food
- run the BMO half-marathon
- swim 70km (did 56.8km in 2012!)
- finish the new version of DYP (that I've been working on for a year!): ETA is February 16, 2013.

Happy 2013, everyone!!

Well it's going to be a long road transferring all my mecha over but my site is now officially on the web!

Needs some major formatting among other issues but for now have it up and running.

Go here to see my work in progress.

Merry Christmas, dear friends!