It's okay

I'll give it a tastee and give my verdict on the goods.

You had me at "underground kefir ring".

Who wants some Kefir? My sister has a underground Kefir ring going so if any one wants some let me know.

I would figure out how long each person has to do the mission work, estimate number of face to face conversations they might have in a day (including the flat, instant rejections), find out whether the church is growing, shrinking, or staying constant, and go from there.

I wonder how many young men get weeded out of the church because getting doors slammed in your face every day sucks?

The same rate you get for door to door vaccum sales... None if you are under 40, probaly 50% if you are near or retirement age.

I keep missing the JW's. Last time I saw them I told them I didn't believe in any God, nor do I go to church (not sure why that was a followup question given that I don't believe in God). Apparently this time they asked to talk to me and had some special passage lined up that would totally rock my world and make me change my mind... maybe next time JW's.

By the way, anyone have any idea what a realistic religion-conversion rate would be via door-to-door canvasing?

Random thought of the day.

Next time some religious fanatic tries to convert me and says I'm going to hell for not believeing I'm just going to reply with:

No you're going to my hell! Because my hell kicks your hell's ass!

obviously put together pre-spill, this ad is funny (and now a little bittersweet):

Thanks so much, guys! I'll let you know the details when we have them.