I see your Double Down, and raise you a This Is Why You're Fat.

Okay stick people, I present to you a gourmet concoction which will certainly turn you into a lard ass! (Sorry vegetarians or people who look down on decadence, this ain't for you!)

Go here to see the description when I get around to it.

You mean the iCade isn't real??

Now you're all set to make an uninterrupted run on the Dig Dug World Record!

haha, thanks Beck.

I think my dreams were playing April Fools' pranks on me...

Did you know they have a "how to Rick-Roll somebody" video? That seems a little excessive if you ask me.

It might have something to do with this, or even this.

um... guys? What's happened to xkcd.com???

The page is blinking like a dos command prompt, and it's called "unixkcd.com" now? apparently? When did this happen?

the comic today is pretty entertaining


... and you have to navigate via command prompts. This is cool but really weird. I'm so bloody confused. My head hurts.

Seriously:

A common tale I'm sure:

And searching for that Spaceballs image led me to this:

You know, this just leads me to wonder if we're not part of a galaxy of particles that was created thanks to a mini-big-bang in somebody else's Large Hadron Collider. ... wouldn't that be weird?

Kind of like this: