Rolling out the welcome mat:

On April 22, Dr. W.J. Dickout, the interim vice-president of medical affairs for the Edmonton region of Alberta Health Services, put out an internal memo directing a freeze on all new physician hires.

"All recruitment efforts must cease until further notice," read the letter. Dickout blamed the hiring freeze on "evolving and significant fiscal challenges facing AHS."

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Also included on the April 22 list of doctors who wouldn't be hired by Alberta Health Services? Philip Baker, the U of A's incoming dean of medicine. According to the AHS, Baker could still come to work at the university. He just wouldn't have privileges at the U of A Hospital.

Let it Shine.

Look at this fucking hipster:

“The reason I love New York is because it’s the only place where a white person like me can dress this way and not get his ass beat.”

Indeed, Happy Birthday Mr. Gaut.

Happy Birthday Jere!

What the lower third on Larry King Live should have said: "People in western democracies too distracted by the inane to be well-informed enough to use their power over the rest of the world responsibly and free of knee-jerk machismo."

What it actually said: "Kutcher Wins Twitter War"

That's pretty good Par!

I'll be honest, Al, I prefer my class's version: