Look at this fucking hipster:

“The reason I love New York is because it’s the only place where a white person like me can dress this way and not get his ass beat.”

Indeed, Happy Birthday Mr. Gaut.

Happy Birthday Jere!

What the lower third on Larry King Live should have said: "People in western democracies too distracted by the inane to be well-informed enough to use their power over the rest of the world responsibly and free of knee-jerk machismo."

What it actually said: "Kutcher Wins Twitter War"

That's pretty good Par!

I'll be honest, Al, I prefer my class's version:

Because I owe you one Beck:

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