Dear Calgary Airport:

You don't need to put office-like restrictions on your free wireless internet. I am not doing anything untoward by looking at my hockey pool or reading fucking Penny Arcade.

Paras

While I'm at it,

Dear Mobile Safari:

I didn't mean ducking. You don't need to correct that word.

Paras

Have a good trip Par!

Off to India in a few hours. Merry Christmas, everyone! Hopefully see you all on New Years Eve.

That's right Par!

I'm a engineer I can make some sort of cooling system!

I'm thinking block of ice and a solar powered fan... all on top of my head... cold air sinks!

Tony, I do believe I've had enough of your covert Humans-Not-Melting-In-The-Oppressive-Heat agenda. If I want to go delirious with dehydration, that's my prerogative, goddamnit.

I can't believe that I was standing in that very spot less than 6 months ago. And now it's all covered in knee-deep water.

Definitely go there soon, Al. That town's been living on borrowed time for awhile now, and it really is quite the place to visit. Just try not to go in the middle of summer.

I've been told I should really visit this city before it sinks into the ocean. What do you think?

Nice, Al!

A view of a flooded Piazza San Marco, with St. Mark's Basilica in the background, in Venice, northern Italy, Monday, Dec. 1, 2008.

It's a little early but I thought I would confirm that we can have Bad Movie Night at my parent's house next Wednesday, the 10th. I taped a festive movie on their PVR which I hear is pretty awful. It's even in High Definition so it will be even more apparent that it sucks!

239 Bulyea Rd.

call me if you need directions (240-2287)