Is anyone else that watched the oilers game last night also gritting their teeth everytime you hear the name "glencross"?

I never read "The Secret", but I bet it says that if you can imagine someone being dumb enough to do something, it will happen. I recently was in a car with GPS navigation, and thought, "wow, this could cause some serious problems if you were really dumb." Well...

I think the funniest part is how polite and understanding the cop seems to be.

If the movie could be compared to an author's writing I'm pretty sure Mr Ed Woods would win the first prize for a "Bad Writing Competition".

Nothing is more discouraging than looking up the author whose work you are about to read and finding this:

"Bhabha has been criticized for using indecipherable jargon and dense prose. In 1998 the journal Philosophy and Literature awarded Bhabha second prize in its "Bad Writing Competition,"[5] which "celebrates bad writing from the most stylistically lamentable passages found in scholarly books and articles." Bhabha was awarded the prize for a sentence in his The Location of Culture (Routledge, 1994). . . "

Unless it is 10:25 pm the night before the chapters need to be read and you realize that the prize was indeed awarded for the exact book you are about to read a part of.

Fuck. Hope you're all enjoying bad movie night.

No kidding, Al. How about this? (The second video in this post)

She has been a mayor, she's been overseer of billions - I don't know how many billions of dollars of natural resources, she's been a member of the PTA, she's been a governor, she's been a mayor . . .

It's like a carwreck, you just can't look away.

"All of them."

At some point, Ashton Kutcher's going to pop out of the bushes somewhere and tell us this has all been a very elaborate practical joke, right? For fuck's sake, "all of them"?? Are you kidding me??

Why do we always have bad movie night at 8:30? I guess we'll do it then at my place. My address is:

#11, 7293 South Terwillegar Drive

Directions:
- Take 23rd ave and turn South on Rabbit Hill Road
- Turn right at the end of the road at South Terwillegar Drive
- My place is in a fourplex on the left-hand-side across from a big park. I can see the lovely ATCO trailer from my front door.
- If you hit Scott Cres. you have gone too far

Call me if you get confused or lost: 780-240-2287

Via the duckmeister, DUCK, THINK OUTSIDE THE FLOCK.

Go ahead, kill a half hour.

Sounds good to me, Rich.