I don't remember giving you any doctorly advice apart from buddy-taping the toe (which you ignored, if I recall correctly.)

Still, not sure I'd recommend a complete forefoot amputation just yet.

aw man, Paras... when I took off my sock and showed you my foot at the gym it didn't look bad at all. But now that I'm at home it's all swollen and a very dark purple colour. It doesn't look too good, haha. Your doctorly ways failed me. I think I'm gonna look into amputation tomorrow morning. I find my toes get in the way of things a lot and tend to get stubbed which is really just unpleasant for everyone involved. I certainly won't miss them!

Get out of town Par! You were in Europe for a month and you never had Origina?! You lie!

I've never had Orangina. I'm not sure this will change that:

For bad movie night: my place @ 9:00, please.

Bad movie at Andy's tonight. Dr. Nick was supposed to pick a movie, but he had to "save lives" or "experiment with children" or something, so the pick will be a mystery. Who knows what will appear on the big screen tonight...

Oh, that's right. I do. Never mind.

I don't watch Comedy Central roasts save for stopping briefly while flipping channels, and I've had some pretty horrible experiences when I have (George Takei roasting William Shatner -- the short version: "I'm gay. I wanted to have sex with every man I ever worked with on Star Trek, and every man on the stage right now.")

But Norm MacDonald roasting Bob Saget is great. (via PvP)