"When your number's up, there's nowhere left to run...":

Can't a guy be stunned into silence without being antagonized??

And damning me to hell? Very original. If only there were a website devoted to that...

Thanks for the kind words Al, obviously the rest of you assholes don't care about Jess and I, and the well-being of our dog.

Go to hell, all of you. Except Al.

Sorry to hear that Matt. Hope you and Jess are okay.

Some of you probably haven't heard about C.M. Disease. I, personally, was shocked to find out that our own dog Ginny was suffering from it. Sadly, I had to find out over YouTube.

Couple more things from Metafilter.

Homer Simpson, as drawn using purely text and CSS. You won't really believe it, so it's been animated. (Also, Dubya. I love the quote at the end: "So, why did I spent dozens of hours in such a pointless task? …no comment.")

And Facebook in real life:

First of May:

So, I figure I should mention this now, rather than when someone gives me shit about it later.

Apparently these people, who supply a good chunk of funding for this rural medicine program that I'm doing, have been talking to these people. Those people, in turn, sent out some of their journalist people to talk to us rural medicine student people.

So if there's a goofy picture of me taking a patient's blood pressure in the paper (or, worse, a goofy video of me walking down the hall in the hospital on their website), don't say I didn't warn you.

Holy shit, I can't believe it's May already.

thanks everyone!