Dear Telus,

if what your install wizard says is true:
"Note: if the LINK light on your gateway does not light up, you may be trying to install your gateway too soon after ordering TELUS High Speed Internet service. It may take up to 5 days after you ordered the service before your High Speed line is activated."

you had better not be charging me for "High Speed Internet service" until such time as it becomes available. And, if it fails to become available, I would like a full cancellation of my policy, as I have not been able to access services rendered. While the whole buyer beware principle likely applies, it is also in your good conscience as a business to inform customers of the availability of services. Would you sell me a phone line you can't possibly provide? I think the same can be said of internet. I shall wait one or two more days, and if you have not provided me with service, I shall become angry.

hey Par,

¿ƃuıɥʇ uʍop ǝpısdn sıɥʇ ɟo ʇuıod ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʍ

thanks for the birthday wishes. I hope to have some sort of get together this summer for the comemoration of everybodys birthday. now to find the time... Basically any excuse to party with some friends. sweet yall! now I'm going to bed.

ʇɐǝu ɟo puıʞ sı sıɥʇ

I thought you were still on week 2.

Compy!!! it's back!

I guess Honest Ed hasn't been reading those Calgary briefs his staff keeps giving him:

Stelmach rasied a few eyebrows when, during his opening remarks, he welcomed everyone to "the Alberta Stampede."

Happy Birthday Jsese!

A note to aspiring designers of bot-foiling web technologies. You got me to do the captcha once. You have that information about me, now. You can even keep track of the rate at which I use your ideally bot-free service (in this case, a search form.) If I use it too frequently, ask me for a captcha again.

But if you are able to reasonably assert that I'm a human being not wasting your resources, don't fucking ask me to decipher your goddamned twisty letters every time I enter a fucking search string.