Dude! That altered form of hemoglobin is what causes meat to turn green after being exposed to air for a long period of time! That's why you vacuum pack all meat that goes to grocery stores. That's pretty cool.

As for the Diet Coke plus. That's stupid. It's sweeter because there's more artificial sweeteners in it. And you can fortify anything. Why don't you just drink diet coke and pour sweet and low in it?

Damn those electrolytes

Damn, that diet coke stuff is just gonna mutilate my thirst!

That's what he wants you to believe. I think someone should tail him to make sure.

I think it's an occam's razor thing, Al. Simplest explanation and all that. Plus his blood had an altered form of hemoglobin that turned it green.

I didn't know you could get compartment syndrome from kneeling too long, though. That's pretty fucked up.

Ed, that's almost as good as Diet Coke Plus.

Are they sure the guy wasn't an alien?

Brilliant!

man bleeds green blood

hope you don't come across too many weird cases like this, Par...

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