The most attractive feature of the opposite sex is poor eyesight.

No Al, you're right, but maybe not destroy all humanity.

I suggest:



I saw a documentary where the the creatures were not only easy to make, they had a voracious appetite for humans. The key to controlling them was to make all of the creatures female - thus no breeding!

Society would be fine. Life would be kinda like this. Or considering that we're working at destroying the environment, it would be more like this.

Computer Monster



Apparently, this ran on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1967 with the title "Coffee Break Machine". I like all the pseudo-technobabble that the machine spouts as the proto-Cookie Monster tears into it.

Because like most politicians she uses fearmongering to get her point across. And why does everything have to be politics mixed with faith? Can't she just accept that humans are the virus destroying this world and live with that? The only real solution is to destroy all humanity to prevent any more unnatural influences to this planet... um... forget I just said that.

because the more politician-like a person becomes, the less appealing they are.

... in general.

Borrowing a quote she said was made by a foreign dignitary about Prime Minister Stephen Harper, May said his stance on climate change "represents a grievance worse than Neville Chamberlain's appeasement of the Nazis."

Happy belated birthday. Hope it was a good one!

AW SHITYEAH!!! That is a good song, haha. THANKS MAN!

Ah, fuck it. I can't FTP shit apparently.

Instead, Tay, enjoy the best birthday song ever.

Happy Birthday, Tay!

(I can't FTP anything from home, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow for my fucking awesome/lame flash masterpiece/shitpiece.)