Happy B'day Jere!!!!


Sorry I'm only second... but you can clearly see the larger text, brighter color, and extra exclamation point means that I'm the number one buddy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERE!!!

YES. everyone can clearly see that i'm the first one to well wish him, and therefore, the BEST buddy, SO TAKE THAT SUCKAS!!!

Happy Earth Day, everyone:

No wonder I could never reach you on your cell...ughhh.

Alright since it occured to me that I haven't seen most of you guys in a while here it goes:

Where:Brewsters by the former Heritage mall.

When:8:30ish Pm today April 21.

Why:Last minute I need to see all of you before it is too late thing thing.

If you need to reach me for whatever reason phone my cell at 221-6414.

I don't wanna study!


erm... yeah, I think of oil spills too... and all sorts of non-good oil-water relations...

congrats on the new place and promotion Jess! I hope Cub likes it.

and, uh... yeah... have fun on the music march y'all... I guess I should be re-learning stats instead...

Paras - the oil over troubled water thing - all I can think of is how when you are boiling pasta, if you pour just a little vegetable oil in the water it is less likely to boil over. So I guess it soothes the troubled water....

But it doesn't seem like a good metaphor because it made me think of tsunamis and oil spills in the ocean.

I am off to Vancouver for the weekend - hope you all have a good one.

ps - Matt and I found a place to live! Yay!

pps - And I got offered a promotion at the tutoring place - yay! (I haven't decided if I am going to take it or not.)

And now for something completely different...

The Whyte Ave. music cruise will go ahead in spite of less-than-ideal weather forecasts. Again, here's the vitals:

When: tomorrow, around 1-1:30pm
Where: Blackbyrd Myoozik

I was wondering why I couldn't find this algorithm which constantly finds Jesus. At first, I thought this was some sort of bad omen along the lines of a black cat crossing your path, or seeing a doppelganger.

Then I wondered, what does it mean when the toilet stops working and you can't find Jesus?

There are some horrors in life that were never meant to be shared...

And, whilst I am posting random stuff.

THE ALGORITHM CONSTANTLY FINDS JESUS
THE ALGORITHM KILLED JEEVES
THE ALGORITHM IS BANNED IN CHINA
THE ALGORITHM IS FROM JERSEY



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God, you and your irrational penchant for explanations. Here you go, nosy.