man, don't waste your vote. If it comes down to it, go and make a vote for some dumbass party like the green party or the yogic flyers or something or other... doing nothing changes nothing. But if you go out there and fuck things up a bit... well, you're fuckin it up.

I think I should run a campaign of my own for this election. Here's the slogan:

VOTE IRRESPONSIBLY.

well, I probably SPENT $400 in the last week (mostly all those records)... but I sure as fuck haven't RECEIVED $400.

PS i promise NOT to vote in this upcoming election. my life is filled with enough farce. fuck this nonsense.
also where's my $400 cheque from uncle moneypenny? have you guys seen yours yet? steve jobs is waiting on a lot of visa cards to get cleared up.

Here's the cure to my girlfriend problems:

Oh give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With the Y-chromosome changed to an X.

And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

wait'll you chinks see the shit we'll be able to do in our new studio...

just need a house and a new computer now...

sweeeeeeeeeeet
milk rules.

but so does 780 AB styles Crunk Juice
YEA BOI!!!!!!!

for all my slit eyes, holla back!
(insert more unnecessary race comments)

aw man... that's awesome to hear about your essay. I haven't even started on mine. I found this dude on soulseek that has literally HUNDREDS of awesome plugins... and I get like 50kbps from him!!! I gotta milk this fucker for all he's worth.

word up.
i better start clearing up some space on my comp.
PS i'm actually making some pretty sweet progress on my essay. i can feel these chains loosening already

HOLY SHIT: a free convoluting reverb VST!!!!

Okay, I doubt any of you understand the significance of this. Let me explain:

Convoluting reverbs are the latest technology in reverb-simulation. Basically, any software-based reverb is gonna sound totally unnatural... because it is. However, with the recent development of convoluting reverbs, you get a reverb that sounds nearly identical to a natural space. How is this possible? Simple.

Well, NOT simple actually. What convoluting reverbs do is use an "impulse response" algorithm to calculate the reverb. Basically, a bunch of audio engineers go into a space, set up a bunch of equipment and turn the accoustics of that space into a mathematical formula. And they do it VERY precisely. In other words, if you download the impulse response for the sydney opera house and plug it into a convoluting reverb which you've applied to an audio signal... well, the resulting sound is in theory IDENTICAL to what your audio signal would sound like if it was ACTUALLY RECORDED IN THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE.

Like I said... this shit is nothing short of amazing. Convoluting reverbs are running for a ridiculous sum of money these days... and for good reason. And yet... here I find a free one? Fucking incredible.

The only downside to all this however is that convo reverbs are basically guaranteed eat up all of your CPU's power...

but that's a minor setback if you ask me.

I can't wait to use this shit on a new computer that can actually handle it. Fuck the old Red Hot Daggers disc (which isn't even out yet)... wait'll you hear the new EP!!!

believe it or not, I've been finding some pretty good VSTs on slsk. So much for that essay, I guess.