uhh...

"Good health is nothing more than our cells, and subsequently our energetic systems, vibrating at the rate they were designed to vibrate and in harmony with each other."

um, so does this help explain why those vibrating massagers are so unbearable to me? Are they vibrating at an inappropriate frequency? Hey, and what happens when two things are vibrating happily along at the rates they were designed to vibrate at, but they aren't at all in harmony? ... in fact, what if they're so far from harmony, it's painful?

besides, radiation can't all be good, where's this burning flesh, or extra growths that are going to occur as a result of this 'treatment'? seems about as bogus as that immortality ring. haha, and if you want to hear real customer feedback about those rings, check this out.

whoa...that's intense beck.

cliktrax

behind the scenes at the LCD soundsystem video + stuff from !!!, Franz Ferd, Ratatat, and bloc party and arcade fire goodness. oh GO! team, fuck. just check it out yourself.

Happy B'day Jesse

I was gonna get you a Novalite, but it's a little out of my price range.
Still, it would induce a flood of negatively charged electrons that penetrate the clothing and skin, terminating free radicals, penetrate the body easily, inducing microamperes of intercellular current, which may stimulate some degree of intracellular electroporation, increase ATP production levels in the cells due to the abundance of energetic electrons, feed the healthful respiration portion of the Krebs cycle, rather than the cancerous fermentation portion, optimize the Na-K pump in the cells' membranes, increase the transmembrane potential (TMP) of the cells which boosts the immune system, and recharge the biophoton energy vital for DNA-cellular activation in the body

the sigur ros tour dates as listed by brooklyn vegan don't mention Edmonton.....

september 24 State Theatre, Minneapolis
september 27 Orpheum, Vancouver
september 28 Paramount Theatre, Seattle
september 29 Roseland Theatre, Portland
october 01 Paramount Theatre, Oakland

sucky

HAPPY BIRTHDAY J!!!

Four-horned antelope too.

Here we go Jere, I didn't think 4 horned animals existed, but they do! This is a Jacob Sheep, it's pretty much my favorite animal... bred for its skills in magic.

fuck working at 9 is gonna suck...

oh shit, I almost forgot (what an asshole I am!):
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JSESE!!!

man, you're not the only one. I got up early this morning and went to ticketmaster and I was like "do you have any floor tickets for Mars Volta left?" and she's like "one sec... lemme check." So she checks it out on the computer and she says to me "okay yeah, how many tickets do you want?". So I'm thinking 'wow, they have some left!', and I tell her "well, could I possibly get two or three?" and she says "no, we're all sold out."

WTF!???